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BlackSockSlave -> Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 4:51:23 PM)

I feel this needs to be said. People of the kink, please do not swallow poop or pee, lick shoe soles, or anything else that could lead to disease or death. Your health is the most important thing you'll ever have, and there's no guarantee you'll recover, so always take preventative measures and use common-sense. Two minutes of pleasure is not worth your life. I know your fetishes are sexy to you, but you need to understand that sometimes things are best left to the imagination.




stef -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 5:07:33 PM)

Thank you, Captain Saveaho. We're all so much safer now. [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes008.gif[/img]




hausboy -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 6:35:31 PM)

Hey OP...
just an FYI...if you check the past threads, this has been discussed and debated numerous times. And it always seems to end with the mods having to lock the thread because it just gets so damn ugly. Not saying I don't agree with you (at least on the poop eating part) but I predict this won't end well...




BlackSockSlave -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 6:39:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: stef

Thank you, Captain Saveaho. We're all so much safer now. [img]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes008.gif[/img]


I want you to go to a little place called YouTube and search keyword shoe licking. Then come back and tell me if this thread is as useless and blatant as you so sarcastically put it.




BlackSockSlave -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 6:43:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hausboy

Hey OP...
just an FYI...if you check the past threads, this has been discussed and debated numerous times. And it always seems to end with the mods having to lock the thread because it just gets so damn ugly. Not saying I don't agree with you (at least on the poop eating part) but I predict this won't end well...


I apologize for trying to save lives. It shall not happen again. And you're okay with the rest? I know what I'm buying you for Christmas...a coffin. Seriously, none of it is okay.




hausboy -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 7:09:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave


quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy

Hey OP...
just an FYI...if you check the past threads, this has been discussed and debated numerous times. And it always seems to end with the mods having to lock the thread because it just gets so damn ugly. Not saying I don't agree with you (at least on the poop eating part) but I predict this won't end well...


I apologize for trying to save lives. It shall not happen again. And you're okay with the rest? I know what I'm buying you for Christmas...a coffin. Seriously, none of it is okay.



awww....thanks! finally! someone who gives practical gifts!

Oh stick around awhile....this post re-surfaces about every 6 months or so when someone asks for a Mistress to shit in his mouth....




littlewonder -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 8:23:19 PM)

well fuck....I've drank Master's pee, I've licked his boots and other stuff I'd rather not talk about. [X(]

Sigh, I guess I better tell Master we can't do that anymore since someone on here told me it will make me sick. [&o]


I guess I better not eat Sushi ever again either. It could kill me! And I won't EVER try to cross a street again, it's dangerous! You know, playing in the streets and all that....

Oh and while we're at it, I will tell Master we can't do bondage anymore. He could cut off my circulation and lead to gangrene or worse!

I'm sooooo upset. Thanks for the warning though. I would have never known!




littlewonder -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 8:27:43 PM)

Oh op, I forgot to ask you...you know that stocking over your head? Be careful. Someone may think you're a robber and accidentally shoot you. It's dangerous. You need to take it off, now! Before you die. Just my daily health warning of the day because I'm such a nice slave like that. I like to be helpful.




BlackSockSlave -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 9:10:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave


quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy

Hey OP...
just an FYI...if you check the past threads, this has been discussed and debated numerous times. And it always seems to end with the mods having to lock the thread because it just gets so damn ugly. Not saying I don't agree with you (at least on the poop eating part) but I predict this won't end well...


I apologize for trying to save lives. It shall not happen again. And you're okay with the rest? I know what I'm buying you for Christmas...a coffin. Seriously, none of it is okay.



awww....thanks! finally! someone who gives practical gifts!

Oh stick around awhile....this post re-surfaces about every 6 months or so when someone asks for a Mistress to shit in his mouth....


I don't even think I'll reach the 2-week mark at this rate. LOL




BlackSockSlave -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 9:19:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

well fuck....I've drank Master's pee, I've licked his boots and other stuff I'd rather not talk about. [X(]

Sigh, I guess I better tell Master we can't do that anymore since someone on here told me it will make me sick. [&o]


I guess I better not eat Sushi ever again either. It could kill me! And I won't EVER try to cross a street again, it's dangerous! You know, playing in the streets and all that....

Oh and while we're at it, I will tell Master we can't do bondage anymore. He could cut off my circulation and lead to gangrene or worse!

I'm sooooo upset. Thanks for the warning though. I would have never known!



When you're dead in, oh, let's say within the next 5 years, we will have RIP (pee) engraved on your tombstone.




BlackSockSlave -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 9:22:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

Oh op, I forgot to ask you...you know that stocking over your head? Be careful. Someone may think you're a robber and accidentally shoot you. It's dangerous. You need to take it off, now! Before you die. Just my daily health warning of the day because I'm such a nice slave like that. I like to be helpful.


It's a spandex hood, not a lady's stocking. LOL I rob women's hearts every day. ;^)




Duskypearls -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 9:28:18 PM)

And once again...if I could only stop laughing...




littlewonder -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 9:53:05 PM)

huh....who knew I'll be dead in 5 years for drinking over 10 years worth of pee. Huh. Thanks for the tip! I'll be sure to let Master know I can no longer obey him. <that's even just too funny to type>.




BlackSockSlave -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 11:18:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

huh....who knew I'll be dead in 5 years for drinking over 10 years worth of pee. Huh. Thanks for the tip! I'll be sure to let Master know I can no longer obey him. <that's even just too funny to type>.


As if I know the exact date and time you'll kick the bucket. Point is what you're doing is incredibly stupid and you should stop while you still can.




GreedyTop -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 11:24:54 PM)

Gee, I just can't imagine why you haven't been snatched up yet [8|][8|][8|]




littlewonder -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/5/2012 11:50:10 PM)

So you're an expert at foot worshipping. Do you make her wash her feet after you take her boots off that she's been using all day to walk on you?





DeviantlyD -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/6/2012 12:33:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

well fuck....I've drank Master's pee, I've licked his boots and other stuff I'd rather not talk about. [X(]



Ooo!!! Oooo! Like what??? I wanna know!!

*sits in eager anticipation of a response*




DeviantlyD -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/6/2012 12:43:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave


quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

well fuck....I've drank Master's pee, I've licked his boots and other stuff I'd rather not talk about. [X(]

Sigh, I guess I better tell Master we can't do that anymore since someone on here told me it will make me sick. [&o]


I guess I better not eat Sushi ever again either. It could kill me! And I won't EVER try to cross a street again, it's dangerous! You know, playing in the streets and all that....

Oh and while we're at it, I will tell Master we can't do bondage anymore. He could cut off my circulation and lead to gangrene or worse!

I'm sooooo upset. Thanks for the warning though. I would have never known!



When you're dead in, oh, let's say within the next 5 years, we will have RIP (pee) engraved on your tombstone.


Actually, urine is a (normally) sterile fluid in the body. It will pick up bacteria from the skin on the way out, but the amount is minimal (unless that person has horrid hygiene). There is a concern if the person urinating has taken any pharmaceuticals, in that some metabolites are filtered out of the body via the kidneys. (Others via stool.) But with a relatively healthy individual, there is nothing in urine that isn't already present in the body.

It ain't my kink, but there are far more detrimental kinks out there.




stef -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/6/2012 1:21:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Gee, I just can't imagine why you haven't been snatched up yet [8|][8|][8|]

Yeah, it's a real mystery. Someone should call in Columbo to figure it out.




Aswad -> RE: Use common-sense and take preventative measures to stay safe. (10/6/2012 1:24:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

I feel this needs to be said. People of the kink, please do not swallow poop or pee, lick shoe soles, or anything else that could lead to disease or death. Your health is the most important thing you'll ever have, and there's no guarantee you'll recover, so always take preventative measures and use common-sense. Two minutes of pleasure is not worth your life. I know your fetishes are sexy to you, but you need to understand that sometimes things are best left to the imagination.


It did not need to be said. In the quoted form, it probably shouldn't have been said. Yet it was. So...

I've done all three of the above. I've also done other things that could lead to disease or death, most notably driving a car, which is pretty much the biggest risk factor in my life at the moment. I pick my risks in life, as life itself is a known high risk activity. One of the ways I've chosen to deal with risks, is to educate myself about them. I take it you were hoping to educate with your post, but you failed rather miserably at it, while the presentation made the classic mistake of using a format which only raises people's affective thresholds such that whatever you say ends up not registering in any productive way.

Urine is not a major concern compared to giving head, assuming the recipient has normal kidney function and ensures good hydration. Feces are a greater concern, but the resident gastrointestinal microbiologist has indicated the matter (pun intended) is unproblematic in fluid bonded couples when the stool is of normal consistency. Exceptions are always possible, but running for the hills is not indicated. I would note that both cases are impacted by the use of medication that is excreted with some fraction in active form (e.g. amphetamine use at therapeutic dosages will put from pharmacologically relevant amounts of the drug into a human urinal, typically from 1mg to 5mg per use of the recipient, if memory serves).

I'm inclined to assume orogenital contact tends to precede orourethal or oroanal, rendering many risks "already taken".

As for licking boot soles, I haven't looked into it, but I've seen kids try to eat their shoes in kindergarden without any ill effects as a rule, and kids have been eating dirt as long as humans have been around (it even appears to have some beneficial function), which animals of various kinds will also tend to do from time to time. Unless one is walking around in very odd places, the average pair of shoes/boots are unlikely to pick up a whole lot of anything interesting for the s-type to lick off later. I'm going to permit myself the assumption that most dom/mes will clean off major messes in other ways. The main organisms of realistic concern are clostridium and some rare parasites, as far as I know. I would avoid stepping in puddles and licking the still wet sole, as a wild guess precaution.

This is all when dealing with the soles of boots, used for walking in daily life, but not used on a farm, in a zoo, or the like. Licking the rest of a boot should be fairly unproblematic in the grand scheme of things, I think. Probably not a bad idea to lay off when one has bleeding or sores in the mouth, but the gums are more likely to be a concern than the tongue. The human tongue has pretty direct drainage to other sites in the body, good circulation, and happens to have had about a million years of evolution to prepare it to be our first contact with the harsh realities of the biowar battlefield known as Mother Nature.

The tongue can probably stand up to a pair of pumps or boots. All manner of pun intended.

As for all three, the human gastrointestinal tract evolved to process a wide variety of food and drink, most of it full of bacteria, fungi, virii, parasites and the like. This is why it has an immense exposure to the immune system with good circulation and usually fast healing. There are early warning systems starting with the pharyngeal region which prime the later stages to deal with what is coming. In short, it is the most robust persistent tissue we have. Skin is more robust, but only by virtue of sloughing off bit by bit and having only a dead sacrificial layer exposed to the environment. Also, if you still have your appendix, it will hold a reserve of a healthy flora to reseed the intestines if they are temporarily overrun. The natural flora is benign, and it will use up any nutrients your body doesn't absorb, leaving very little for hostile foreign flora to live off, much as some passive water filters do.

This is not to say one cannot have complications, only that the risks are entirely dissimilar to a loaded gun to your head, and that said complications are likely to be manageable by modern medicine in most cases. I am sure there are cases of people getting ill or dying from such things, but I would be surprised if the numbers exceed deaths by lightning strikes. Don't eat or drink out of a public toilet and you will usually be fine, is my overall impression, though you may learn some harsh lessons along the way if you don't actually read up on what you're doing.

Perspective is important: driving to a munch is probably a higher risk than licking every sole there (phonetic pun intended).

IWYW,
— Aswad.

Disclaimer: This post is not a substitute for risk aware kink practices. It's also got a cup of humor and a pinch of snark. Tastes differ.




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