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This is hiliarious! - 10/7/2012 7:49:24 PM

oregongirl

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I just got a message on CM that said this,

"I am contacting profiles to see if they want to benefit from certification. Certification helps attract better Masters. I would like a reply with your interest in certification"

I was laughing so hard that I went to his profile, and saw this:

"Master V (think V for verification) is offering this certification service now for BDSM submissive or slave women. I may consider certifying Dominant women or switch women. I am handsome, have short hair, and have a short beard. There is no cost for this service, but you must be willing to work out an acceptable arrangement, this includes the option of coming to you with some stipulations.

You will get a certificate and anything else (training, experience, etc.) we agree would be useful for you to have to help you promote yourself as a BDSM submissive, slave, girlfriend, or wife. I feel you can not be properly collared unless you are first tested. I will be discreet for those already in a relationship. My journal has information too. This is not a game, and I expect others not to play games with me or my service.

Feel free to contact me and follow up if necessary. I will probably travel from time to time."

Ha ha! I did block and delete, but I have never ever seen this angle before. thought you might enjoy the laugh too.