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GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/18/2014 11:08:14 PM)

him: So what R U? a slave?
me: I dunno. I forget what my profile says.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 5:43:34 AM)

"I pay you $250 to pee on my face..."

Are the subs getting poorer or just desperate?



Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 12:57:53 PM)

Omg! Shahar! I just got the same exact one.

Must be all the "watersports" threads.



Lynnxz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 1:53:18 PM)

Omg. I wish we could post pics, but I just got a friend request from the most MAGNIFICENT male tribal tramp stamp I have ever seen.

Hahaha, excellent



LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 3:05:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Omg! Shahar! I just got the same exact one.

Must be all the "watersports" threads.


I think we should start bottling and selling, LOL



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:20:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Omg! Shahar! I just got the same exact one.

Must be all the "watersports" threads.


I think we should start bottling and selling, LOL




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LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:23:08 PM)

Admit, we are washing a fortune down the drain everytime we girls have a little pee ;)

We could do mixes and sorts of stuff, I recently even found a site that tells you what to eat so your pee will turn a funny colour.

I admit, this could have marketing potential ;)



Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:25:22 PM)

Lol. I ADMIT. LadyC. This is not the I Admit thread!!!

Bahahahaha



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:26:05 PM)

I can see it already:

Ür Èn #1 thru 666

Think of the possibilities.

Jus sayin
Exiled



Blonderfluff -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:27:46 PM)

Or

Sweet Pee by Lady C



MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:32:04 PM)

Gives a whole new meaning to the old term 'toilet water', doesn't it? I suggest "P'issoir" (uttered in a breathless whisper every five seconds during the ad).



LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:44:59 PM)

Hey, if we girls run out, you guys can help with the production. I mean they are offering $250 for direct delivery, for say the bargain price of a mere $150 they get their own bottle and can administer their little shower where ever, when ever....

Doesn't that taking the piss to a new meaning?



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:46:19 PM)

And "pissing your money away" if you don't jump on this "golden" opportunity.

Jus sayin
Exiled



LadyConstanze -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 4:55:21 PM)

You could be production manager "Drink more, you bitches, we have outstanding orders for 5 gallons, you're behind production targets!"



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/19/2014 5:04:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You could be production manager "Drink more, you bitches, we have outstanding orders for 5 gallons, you're behind production targets!"


Wizenberg

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ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/20/2014 12:45:59 AM)

Y'alll have to wait until I take my Lasix! I will be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes then.



SinFix -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/20/2014 5:23:39 AM)

Do you swallow semen?

Just got this one in my mail.. Sometimes I don't think there are grown men on the other side that can read a profile..



MisterP61 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/20/2014 5:40:55 AM)

In defense of My gender <beats chest> we ARE told from a young age that the "swallow" is the bird of true love[;)] (but yeah... most of the "men" on the other side are wankers... I see what LadyP gets [sm=biggrin.gif])

ETA the most funny are the ones that start with "I read your profile..." then go on to ask for all the things She specifically says She does not want lol



theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/20/2014 5:43:25 AM)

No specific message. I get this one all the time:

"I'm married also"

Or, similar variations. My inbox seems to be a confessional for married men.



SinFix -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (3/20/2014 6:03:30 AM)

Oh my favorites to receive are the ones asking if I am still looking ... not sure why they can't understand that I'm not looking at all, because in big bold letters at the beginning of my profile I state I am here for the message boards..



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