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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/14/2017 1:06:53 PM   
Ary


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I've got the dog and cat shit boy now for 750 $ is there any country he's not been in?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/14/2017 3:05:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Damn....I'm beginning to feel left out.....


I'm sure he'll get around to you too.

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Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/18/2017 1:14:32 PM   
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And from the other side of the other side, as in my regular email account. Below is my response to a fake unnamed car insurance renewal notice with a click here to renew link.

Dear Katherine,

We have got to stop meeting like this. I told you not to contact me. My wife saw the hotel bill on my charge card statement and now she is suspicious. If she ever found out you were sucking my dick while our Rottweiler screwed you in the ass, she would not only file for divorce but probably press felony sex offense charges. So unless you want to got through life as a convicted sex offender, just don't ever email or call me again.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/18/2017 11:51:21 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I got this one again:

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From:
BusinessDeal888
Dated:
2/28/17 9:56 PM
If you will like to make some extra money apart from your regular paycheck and you can be trusted as a business partner then I will like you to get back to me so we can do some quick business together to make some money. If you have an account with any of the following banks or you have any other accounts not mentioned here, then let me know and I will transfer money into it and we can share on a 60/40 percentage. I am working with only fast and honest partners only.. • KEY BANK (400,000$) • CHASE BANK(600k) • ALLY BANK ($150,000 • REGIONS BANK ($300,000) • GROW FINANCIAL BANK($350,000) • NAVY FCU ($400,000) • SATANDER ($400,000) • BANCFIRST BANK($300,000) • NATIONAL BANK ($400,000) • USAA ($700,000), BOA($450,000) CITIZENS BANK ($300,000) • CITI BANK ($200,000) • 53RD BANK($500,000) • CHEMICAL BANK ($500,000) • HERITAGE BANK ($500,000) • HORIZON FCU ($300,000) • GOLDEN1 CU ($400,000) • HORIZON FCU ($400,000) • ALABAMA FCU ($170,000) • LIBERTY ONE ($170,000) • BANK OF OZARK ($500,000) • Bank of Internet ($150,000) • FIRST NIAGARA BANK ($400,000) • BANK OF UTAH ($400,000) • MOUNTAIN AMERICyAN CREDIT UNION. ($100,000) • CLEAR MOUNTAIN ($400,000) • DOLLAR BANK ($400,000) • HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT (From 400.000$ to 800 000$ ) •CAPITAL ONE ($400.000) • PENTAGON FED CU ($200.000) • BB&T ($400.000) • REGIONS ($100.000) • TD BANK ($300.000) • ANY FED / STATE CREDIT UNION ($450.000) • FIRST MERIT BANK ($400.000) • GOLDEN 1 CUt ($200.000) • BANK OF WEST ($400.000) • ZIONS BANK ($450.000) • SunTrust Bank ($700.000). ANY CREDIT UNION, ANY LOCAL BANK IN THE UNITED STATES. If you can do business with me then email me at [email protected] and we can make some money asap. This is purely legit business deal and am looking for only trusted partners.


I wonder what BusinessDeal887 was?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2017 5:37:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I got this one again:

quote:

From:
BusinessDeal888
Dated:
2/28/17 9:56 PM
If you will like to make some extra money apart from your regular paycheck and you can be trusted as a business partner then I will like you to get back to me so we can do some quick business together to make some money. If you have an account with any of the following banks or you have any other accounts not mentioned here, then let me know and I will transfer money into it and we can share on a 60/40 percentage. I am working with only fast and honest partners only.. • KEY BANK (400,000$) • CHASE BANK(600k) • ALLY BANK ($150,000 • REGIONS BANK ($300,000) • GROW FINANCIAL BANK($350,000) • NAVY FCU ($400,000) • SATANDER ($400,000) • BANCFIRST BANK($300,000) • NATIONAL BANK ($400,000) • USAA ($700,000), BOA($450,000) CITIZENS BANK ($300,000) • CITI BANK ($200,000) • 53RD BANK($500,000) • CHEMICAL BANK ($500,000) • HERITAGE BANK ($500,000) • HORIZON FCU ($300,000) • GOLDEN1 CU ($400,000) • HORIZON FCU ($400,000) • ALABAMA FCU ($170,000) • LIBERTY ONE ($170,000) • BANK OF OZARK ($500,000) • Bank of Internet ($150,000) • FIRST NIAGARA BANK ($400,000) • BANK OF UTAH ($400,000) • MOUNTAIN AMERICyAN CREDIT UNION. ($100,000) • CLEAR MOUNTAIN ($400,000) • DOLLAR BANK ($400,000) • HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT (From 400.000$ to 800 000$ ) •CAPITAL ONE ($400.000) • PENTAGON FED CU ($200.000) • BB&T ($400.000) • REGIONS ($100.000) • TD BANK ($300.000) • ANY FED / STATE CREDIT UNION ($450.000) • FIRST MERIT BANK ($400.000) • GOLDEN 1 CUt ($200.000) • BANK OF WEST ($400.000) • ZIONS BANK ($450.000) • SunTrust Bank ($700.000). ANY CREDIT UNION, ANY LOCAL BANK IN THE UNITED STATES. If you can do business with me then email me at [email protected] and we can make some money asap. This is purely legit business deal and am looking for only trusted partners.


I wonder what BusinessDeal887 was?

Written in much worse English than BusinessDeal888, I'd imagine.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2017 7:25:22 AM   
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Probably Microsoft coders.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2017 7:46:32 AM   
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... SIGH ... I've recently blocked a guy from Croatia that has sent me 3 friend requests, even though my profile clearly states that I don't accept them from anyone at all. He's never even bothered to introduce himself, so WTF would I even entertain a friend request anyway? Blocked he was. So what does he do, he makes another profile, his original only has two letters and a number, this new one is exactly the same except the number is up, and this time he looks at my profile and decides to mail me with;

Do you spank, or get spanked online?

I mean really, what the absolute fuck is that all about?

And we have idiots in the forums bleating on about why us women react the way we do

Needles

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2017 12:13:09 PM   
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I never could understand internet spanking. It just doesn't seem...well...doable.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2017 1:22:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

I never could understand internet spanking. It just doesn't seem...well...doable.



Actually, with web controlled and activated sex toys now on the market, it is, in theory at least, possible to design something that would actually accomplish the task.

I would think it would be a coding nightmare though.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/19/2017 1:33:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

I never could understand internet spanking. It just doesn't seem...well...doable.



Actually, with web controlled and activated sex toys now on the market, it is, in theory at least, possible to design something that would actually accomplish the task.

I would think it would be a coding nightmare though.


The guys who want internet spanking are too busy wanking to go through the trouble of designing a working system.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2017 7:04:42 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

I never could understand internet spanking. It just doesn't seem...well...doable.



Actually, with web controlled and activated sex toys now on the market, it is, in theory at least, possible to design something that would actually accomplish the task.

I would think it would be a coding nightmare though.

I can just remember how... alarming... some of the teledonics kit looked when the fuss about that schmutter was start of the first round of laughable moon-on-a-stick promises when people other than hardcore IT lifers, science fiction writers and university staff started to adopt the internet in the late '90s. Okay, a teamviewer controlled spanking device is less likely to do you permanent bodily harm than a vacuum powered penis pump (or, even worse, pussy pump), but I suspect it would still be more likely to inspire luddism and/or technophobia than arousal...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2017 8:23:32 PM   
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Mosquito boy is back. His offer is up to $1800 now. Hasn't he found anyone yet?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/20/2017 8:57:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Mosquito boy is back. His offer is up to $1800 now. Hasn't he found anyone yet?


I agreed to do him, however he never shows up. What he wants to do is discuss it. That way he gets to wank for free while thinking about it all.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/21/2017 4:48:19 PM   
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I might think about it if it goes to $2,500...and then set him on my beehive just for the shear evilness of it all...


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/21/2017 8:04:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Mosquito boy is back. His offer is up to $1800 now. Hasn't he found anyone yet?


I agreed to do him, however he never shows up. What he wants to do is discuss it. That way he gets to wank for free while thinking about it all.


Why am I not surprised?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/15/2017 12:34:05 AM   
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Just got this tonight. "you are not owned" How he came to this conclusion he didn't say. Why someone who lives on the east coast and doesn't know me would feel compelled to make such a statement he didn't say. As far as I could tell he never looked at my profile.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/15/2017 7:48:40 AM   
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Ooooo you should ask him if he plays the lotto, and ask him if he's figured out why he's never won yet

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 4/15/2017 5:02:49 PM   
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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2017 10:11:30 AM   
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Her letter . . .
Hi, My name is xxxxxx i'm forced to take the hat after my father passed last away last year. My father used to be a STRICT MASTER in the LIFESTYLE. I must confess to you that i'm a new Domme with few experiences. I have a daughter that always wanted to join the community thou, will be a good opportunity to have her in the mother and daughter thing but not sure if she's up for that at the moment. Thou, i have had this old friend wanting to get married to me after my divorced. But first i need to get rid off my dad slave but i'm not giving her out without getting anything on her. You should ask me what's the catch if you will be interested. My dad always loved her as a live in slave, he used to loaned her out when he was broke.. She's beautiful and obedient slave she can be used for anything because she always wanted to get exposed/mold into all sort of bdsm and trained.
~~~~ notes ~~~~~~
I am not to clear on what this garbled message means.... is she trying to give me her daughter but the "catch" is that I gotta' take her dad or take her too as a "mother and daughter" thing. She calls her dad Master, but also calls him slave. And she called her daughter her dad's slave. So you know I had to write her back...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My reply . . .
Hello XXXX,
I want to clarify a few things so I can understand your message. You said your dad was a lifestyle Master and he passed the “hat.” Do you mean he passed the role of dominant to you? Later you later mention “dad slave”. So did he make you the dominant over the family and became the house slave?

You want to get married to your friend when you get rid of your house slave (dad) and you are looking for placement in a house/family for your daughter. Is that correct?

Best wishes,
Kalon Eric

Her reply . . .
Yes my dad passed away last year.
Yes i meant he passed the role of Dom to me.

I mean dad had the slave and now i'll be getting married soon so i can't keep her but not giving her out without getting a price on her because you will make good money or will be too useful to you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So there it is, human trafficking. What's a few felonies between friends eh? And hey, whatever happened to that "mother and daughter thing?" If she had included the mother daughter thing, it might have been entertaining enough to write her back for the price. This is batshit crazy like the yahoo groups were.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2017 1:31:06 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Her letter . . .
Hi, My name is xxxxxx i'm forced to take the hat after my father passed last away last year. My father used to be a STRICT MASTER in the LIFESTYLE. I must confess to you that i'm a new Domme with few experiences. I have a daughter that always wanted to join the community thou, will be a good opportunity to have her in the mother and daughter thing but not sure if she's up for that at the moment. Thou, i have had this old friend wanting to get married to me after my divorced. But first i need to get rid off my dad slave but i'm not giving her out without getting anything on her. You should ask me what's the catch if you will be interested. My dad always loved her as a live in slave, he used to loaned her out when he was broke.. She's beautiful and obedient slave she can be used for anything because she always wanted to get exposed/mold into all sort of bdsm and trained.
~~~~ notes ~~~~~~
I am not to clear on what this garbled message means.... is she trying to give me her daughter but the "catch" is that I gotta' take her dad or take her too as a "mother and daughter" thing. She calls her dad Master, but also calls him slave. And she called her daughter her dad's slave. So you know I had to write her back...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My reply . . .
Hello XXXX,
I want to clarify a few things so I can understand your message. You said your dad was a lifestyle Master and he passed the “hat.” Do you mean he passed the role of dominant to you? Later you later mention “dad slave”. So did he make you the dominant over the family and became the house slave?

You want to get married to your friend when you get rid of your house slave (dad) and you are looking for placement in a house/family for your daughter. Is that correct?

Best wishes,
Kalon Eric

Her reply . . .
Yes my dad passed away last year.
Yes i meant he passed the role of Dom to me.

I mean dad had the slave and now i'll be getting married soon so i can't keep her but not giving her out without getting a price on her because you will make good money or will be too useful to you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So there it is, human trafficking. What's a few felonies between friends eh? And hey, whatever happened to that "mother and daughter thing?" If she had included the mother daughter thing, it might have been entertaining enough to write her back for the price. This is batshit crazy like the yahoo groups were.

I wonder if all of the people who've heard that EL James got her drivel published on the internet first before a deperate publisher started throwing money at her with both hands realise that her Twillight fanfic appeared on the internet as fiction rather than a "would like to meet..." advert on a dating site?

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