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TallullahHk -> Bad first meeting experiences (10/18/2012 8:50:12 PM)

Ok, we've all had those first meets that were awful at the time but you laugh at in retrospect. Mine makes me laugh my ass off.

I knew this guy from IRC. We had a lot of friends in common and decided to meet face to face after chatting for a long time - a year maybe. We decide to go out near my house so he comes to my house. He was IRL friends with one of my best friends so I was comfortable doing that.

He shows up at my house with an overnight bag! A bag that we promptly dropped off at his car when I informed him that "Just in case" wasn't going to happen and he was a jackass for assuming it would.

Then we go to dinner...and when dinner arrives he pulls out his front teeth and sets them on the TABLE!

I stood up and left.





lizi -> RE: Bad first meeting experiences (10/18/2012 9:07:57 PM)

Met someone I'd been talking to in a mall for lunch. He was on his lunch break from work. Turns out he wasn't one of the professionals in the near by offices like he'd said, he was the janitor and he was in his coverall uniform for our date. Then he pointed out how he had to go to a certain Chinese food place in the mall food court since he was picky about his food. Ugh.

He pointed out a baby at the next table with a wink- I guess he was saying that could all be ours some day. At that point I reminded him I was 44 and wouldn't be popping out any babies any time soon. Then during lunch he proceeded to tell me how on his last date, the woman went into the bathroom and never came out again, so after an hour and a half he decided to leave. I was soooooo tempted to do the same. He had the personality of a dish rag.

It didnt' turn out as badly as it could have. When I parked upon arriving, the parking attendant who was older and of smallish stature, pronounced me beautiful and after flirting wildly with me insisted on walking up to the sidewalk with me. When I returned he was waiting for me, bowed deeply, inquired after my date, upon hearing of it's awfullness. he exclaimed loudly in Spanish, something, don't know what exactly, and walked me down to my car arm in arm. He kissed my hand and deposited me into my car and followed me, waving, up to the exit. It. Made. My. Day. I remember Manuel fondly, my date- can't remember his name.




AfricanPrincess -> RE: Bad first meeting experiences (10/18/2012 9:11:57 PM)

Oh my!




kitkat105 -> RE: Bad first meeting experiences (10/18/2012 9:23:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AfricanPrincess

Oh my!


Tsk tsk, someone's been reading those silly books.

Edited to say:

I haven't had too many horrendous meet ups. Although, my ex did lie to me about his real name. And there was a guy who was 5'4" but forgot to mention that.




Silentrunner26 -> RE: Bad first meeting experiences (10/18/2012 9:48:03 PM)

Not all bad dates ore on the womans side . I met her on in one of the chat rooms here and we talked for about 2 months before we met . We where both in th same city and I wanted to make sure we took things slow . I never saw a true picture of her nor did I ask for one I like her personality . I should have know something was wrong when I first met her since her weight was of by 100 pounds (over mine and 150 over her profile ) but I like her personality and we went out . We talked and enjoyed the date till her room mated called and asked for help . He was great and made sure I knew he was not happy with me being with her . I found out why when she told me they where married but seperated . Personality will take you only so far then you have got to go .




littlewonder -> RE: Bad first meeting experiences (10/18/2012 9:52:25 PM)

The one when I met Master






He wouldn't fuck me. [8D]




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