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ResidentSadist -> -=You might live in Michigan if . . .=- (10/20/2012 9:16:10 PM)
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You might live in Michigan if . . .
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan.
If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Michigan.
If down South to you means Ohio, you might live in Michigan.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Michigan.
If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, you might live in Michigan.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Michigan.
If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings) , you might live in Michigan.
If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave Both unlocked, you might live in Michigan.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Michigan.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Michigan.
If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live in Michigan.
If your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, you might live in Michigan.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live in Michigan.
If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Michigan.
If you drink pop and bake with soda, you might live in Michigan.
If your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine, you might live in Michigan.
If you can actually drink Vernors without coughing, you might live in Michigan.
If you know what a Yooper is, you might live in Michigan.
If you know that UP is a place, not a direction, you might live in Michigan.
If you know it's possible to live in a thumb, you might live in Michigan.
If you understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest, you might live in Michigan.
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