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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 4:14:26 AM   
AthenaSurrenders


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 9:20:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

There's a joke here somewhere about those veggies not coming with something that looks like blue cheese dressing.

Yes, that it probably the most disgusting thing I have ever said on CM.

Welcome to the forums, OP! We're going to have a lot of fun with you here.



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There's a LINE goddammit.


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 10:03:43 AM   
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Welcome to CM OP.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 10:27:05 AM   
kitkat105


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

There's a joke here somewhere about those veggies not coming with something that looks like blue cheese dressing.

Yes, that it probably the most disgusting thing I have ever said on CM.

Welcome to the forums, OP! We're going to have a lot of fun with you here.



ROFL!

Oh, that is just terrible!

To the original OP - good luck & welcome!


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 11:10:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crazyml


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

There's a joke here somewhere about those veggies not coming with something that looks like blue cheese dressing.

Yes, that it probably the most disgusting thing I have ever said on CM.

Welcome to the forums, OP! We're going to have a lot of fun with you here.



Oh for the love of all things pure and innocent LadyPact

There's a LINE goddammit.


There is a line here? What/where?


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:16:51 PM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


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Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure. Will be 24/7 contracted and open to other BDSM, Fetishes with limits ok.

Remember, you are what you eat...





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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:23:48 PM   
TallullahHk


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Status: offline 		I wonder if said fruit and veggie must be in their original form? Like, would, say, Potato Leek Soup suffice? Maybe applesauce or baba ganoush?

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:26:38 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Mr. or Mrs. Potato head? Is that even consentual? It is layered its like peeling an onion...........

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:31:16 PM   
crazyml


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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mastertoyouslave

Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure. Will be 24/7 contracted and open to other BDSM, Fetishes with limits ok.

Remember, you are what you eat...






WHAT THE FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCK?

MAINEiacMISTRESS you have planted something in my head that has no business being there.

If I have night terrors now, I'll be blaming you.

Sheesh.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:32:57 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I wonder if you could just slap a fruit rollup on the gash and have a quickie brunch or whatnot.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:35:01 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		PEOPLE. PEOPLE. PEOPLE.   Lets calm down, there be N00bs.   This is not what we in the community commonly refer to as a 'Munch'.

You can quote me.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:39:22 PM   
TallullahHk


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

PEOPLE. PEOPLE. PEOPLE.   Lets calm down, there be N00bs.   This is not what we in the community commonly refer to as a 'Munch'.

You can quote me.



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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:44:55 PM   
crazyml


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PEOPLE. PEOPLE. PEOPLE.   Lets calm down, there be N00bs.   This is not what we in the community commonly refer to as a 'Munch'.

You can quote me.


Yeah! This.

And... stay away from Chef's "Special Dressing"


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:56:10 PM   
absolutchocolat


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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 3:57:20 PM   
catize


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Must understand proior cleaning procedeure


I'm curious. What's the prior cleaning procedure?

Welcome to CM


Vinagerette, anyone?

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 4:02:44 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Fucking sites are going down, all the girls are looking for the old edible panties.  Unfortunately, they are finding the chocolate ones, and eating their own ones.

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 4:08:51 PM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


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ORIGINAL: crazyml


quote:

ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mastertoyouslave

Must like veggieand fruit feeding to Master via your private parts. Must understand proior cleaning procedeure. Will be 24/7 contracted and open to other BDSM, Fetishes with limits ok.

Remember, you are what you eat...






WHAT THE FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCK?

MAINEiacMISTRESS you have planted something in my head that has no business being there.

If I have night terrors now, I'll be blaming you.

Sheesh.

Well, it's YOUR fault it went that far. You should have yelled out your SAFEWORD and I would have stopped. Remember, COMMUNICATION!!!
*Gives you a hug, a warm blanky, and a lolly*

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 4:20:05 PM   
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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 5:51:28 PM   
catize


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Fucking sites are going down, all the girls are looking for the old edible panties.  Unfortunately, they are finding the chocolate ones, and eating their own ones.

I'd rather a guy skip my panties and go for my 'crisper'

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RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave - 10/25/2012 6:42:40 PM   
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