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punisher440 -> RE: Seeking Veggie Fruit slave (10/25/2012 6:45:07 PM)
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Well,it looks like the government in the U.K. might be stepping in to halt the vegetable abuse.[please people..this article is for fun only,ok]
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Peeling aside the seamy underbelly of Vegetable abuse
"How would you like to be shoved up some dark, smelly alley, repeatedly beaten and then casually tossed aside?" complained one aggrieved greengrocer who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals by his vegetable-loving, female customers.
Digging up the dirt
In an attempt to get to the bottom of this shocking tide of vegetable abuse, we commissioned a survey by the respected public relations company, Piers, Morgan & Maxwell. Almost three-quarters of the men who responded said they support a ban on vegetables as a way to reduce lesbianism and improve their marital relationships.Since my wife turned veggie I'm lucky to get a shag once a month," complained Arthur Scutbucket (48).
"I mean, it's not as if I can stop her buying carrots, is it?"
Some 72% of respondents said bananas, cucumbers and okra— ominously known as 'Lady's Fingers'—should be banned outright, while 65% of men said that courgettes should carry a government health warning.
And yes,the rest of the article is as funny as this... http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/sexyveg.html
And OP,good luck on your search...may you find what you seek.
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