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Lucylastic -> stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 4:13:53 AM)

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.
A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog.
She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is, I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."




peppermint -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 8:44:28 AM)

I love it!!!!




mnottertail -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 10:20:43 AM)

By Grabthar's hammer............




culareD -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 1:14:06 PM)

The Hammer




mnottertail -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 1:28:45 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgv7U3GYlDY




culareD -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 5:33:45 PM)

Negative, there is no replacement!This instead




mnottertail -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/1/2012 5:45:53 PM)

There can be only one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0WauS9Sus




DOM68005 -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/3/2012 5:48:47 PM)

When my Dad was a boot recruit in the US Army, he indicated he thought about what to do before he acted when asked a question about something he did.
The Drill Instructor in no uncerain terms explained "YOU are a PRIVATE ... Privates do not get paid to think." Do you understand?
Per policy and training, Dad promptly responded "Sir ... Yes Sir".

A few days later they were training in some other activity which required great caution. While doing something safely, but not the Army way, the Boot Sargent asked him "Didn't you think before acting?
Dad promptly responded: "Sir, I am a Private, I am not permitted to think." The whole company aware of the previous incident broke out laughing.




Silentrunner26 -> RE: stupid rules avenged (11/6/2012 10:39:58 PM)

by Oden's beard that was funny




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