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MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Poison ivy (6/17/2006 8:26:40 AM)

Oh ...  I thought this was a request for poison ivy remedies!  I'm going to put mine out there anyway. 

One is macerated plaintain leaves.  These are the little football shaped leaves that you see in your lawn.  Just abrade them and slap them on your poison ivy and it offers relief.  If the plaintain is not within 8 feet of the road or is in a lawn that doesn't have chemicals thrown on it, chew the leaves and apply. 

The second one is an ayurvedic one.  Mix dried chick pea flour (you can get it at an Indian food store or a natuaral food store) and your own urine into a paste and apply ... it works!



throbbin -> RE: Poison ivy (6/17/2006 8:35:59 AM)

Personally, as a male sub/slut, i think this would be considered a worthy consideration.   Preparing oneself days in advance for a schedueled appointment with Mistress is very erotic.

You should spread the oil of the p.i. leaves on the hot / sweaty areas of the breasts.  To have the proper effect do this 4 - 5 days ahead of time.  Don't wash the p.i. oil off for 2 - 3 days.  Keep the affected area hot / sweaty.  Scratch occasionally.




xxmstrchasxx -> RE: Poison ivy (6/17/2006 2:15:53 PM)

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You should spread the oil of the p.i. leaves on the hot / sweaty areas of the breasts.  To have the proper effect do this 4 - 5 days ahead of time.  Don't wash the p.i. oil off for 2 - 3 days.  Keep the affected area hot / sweaty.  Scratch occasionally.


You probably like the yellow jacket to nipple and fireants in your pants idea too, huh?



DreamyLadySnow -> RE: Poison ivy (6/17/2006 2:41:08 PM)

Mmmm fire ant play!
You guys are full of good ideas!

LS

Yes, I do know that was facetious.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Poison ivy (6/17/2006 2:51:23 PM)

Actually, if you go out in the woods, and are very quiet, it's possible to sneak up on a bear.  Then, when you're about a foot away, scream at the top of your lungs.

I expect all of my slaves to do that - I call it disposing of evidence.

Yours,


benji



champagnewishes -> RE: Poison ivy (6/17/2006 2:51:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

I have had severe reactions to poison ivy.  I've had it so bad, it's sealed my eyes shut and went into my thraot, it closed my air ways.  When I was a kid, I was given a new drug, a shot to prevent poision ive, however it caused cancer. The shot ate my immune system, made it so confussed it attacted my organs. Please don't play with poison ive.  Playing with fire is one thing, playing with poision ivy is bad Bad B.A.D!!

~dancer


Me too dancer...as a kid growing up in the Adirondacks, i suffered the effects of poison ivy every summer.  An old time remedy was to drench the rash with bleach and water and sit in the sun to dry the oozing blisters....i still smell bleach and shudder from remembering how bad it was. 

I had a shot as well one summer to diminish catching the stuff...i thought it was suppose to make me invinsible to the stuff...so i went and rolled in it.....BAD BAD BAD 

Hmmm...i just realized a new hard limit.



xxmstrchasxx -> RE: Poison ivy (6/18/2006 4:20:25 PM)

quote:

Actually, if you go out in the woods, and are very quiet, it's possible to sneak up on a bear.  Then, when you're about a foot away, scream at the top of your lungs.

I expect all of my slaves to do that - I call it disposing of evidence.

Yours,


benji


ROFLMAO yeah the person that did it would be the evidence huh?  Why not sneak up on it then kick it in the ass? LOL



vicki2725 -> RE: Poison ivy (6/19/2006 7:04:16 AM)

just for the record I never put poison ivy on myself on purpose.  Thank you for all your support.  I did not mean to create such an uproar lol.  I love the suggestions about e-mailing them back asking them to use themselves as models.  I realize not everyone is sincere when e-mailing a slave trust me I'm not totally stupid.  I would not run out to my mailbox naked I have been asked honestly.  I do you some common sense. lol  but thank you everyone



KatyLied -> RE: Poison ivy (6/19/2006 7:20:46 AM)

Do you realize that you can "think" you are immune to poison ivy (or other poisonous plants) and have a bad reaction on the second, tenth or whatever exposure to it?  I can't imagine subjecting myself to the possibility of a severe allergic reaction to anything, it's a silly and dangerous notion, at best.  If this is on-line nonsense, then carry on, I'm sure you can write it up good, perhaps find some photos on-line, hijack them, and call them your own, for the purposes of your cyber submission.



FangsNfeet -> RE: Poison ivy (6/19/2006 8:36:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: vicki2725

I had e-mail suggests rubbing poison ivy on my breasts.  as anybody heard of that?
I guess he can't hurt.  it would be embarrassing scratching even in public and drawn a lot of attention.  I can't imagine any major side effects its natural.
any thoughts on this..


You're a crazy massochist for attempting this act. For safety precautions, keep allergy cream near by as well as some antihistamine tablets. After all, there's no telling as to how allergic you are to this stuff. Though most only get a rash, some have been known to go full blown anaphlactic shock. So have friends with you the first few times you try this and be prepared to dial 911.

As for the natural commit, SeveredNeuron is right. Everything we have and use is natural. Anyhow, even today mother nature without the aide of man still makes the most deadliest toxins. Even after 100 years of trying to beat it, the Skunk is still number one at being able to produce to most vial stench. Mother Nature Made without any assistance from Man Kind does not mean that it's safe. The idea that it's safe is not why many cultures used certain flowers, frogs, and lizards to poison there arrow tips with. They used it because it was and still is "DEADLY"

Flog yourself with a thorn bush. It's natural so it must be safe. Allow snakes and spiders to bite you. After all, there venom is natural so it must be safe. Swim with Jelly Fish. There stings are natural so they must be safe.

Mother Earth has toxins, thorns, stingers, and claws because many living plants and creatures needed to be deadly for protection. If there toxins where safe, then they would already be extinct. Why would anything evolve into being toxic if it didn't aide in survival? Our worlds creatures and plants did not create poisons to be safe. They did it to be deadly enough to ward off and kill anything that messes with them.   



Hotch -> RE: Poison ivy (6/23/2006 4:07:43 PM)

Gotta agree with the rest.  You never know how bad of an allergic reaction you will get from Poison Ivy.  Fine after one exposure, trip to the ER after another...it's a crap shoot. 

This itching torture thing got me thinking... A bra made of fiberglass cloth.  Maybe not an allergic reaction, but damn if it wouldn't cause some serious distress.

P.S.  Please don't try this LOL



Master96 -> RE: Poison ivy (6/23/2006 5:46:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

I have had severe reactions to poison ivy. I've had it so bad, it's sealed my eyes shut and went into my thraot, it closed my air ways. When I was a kid, I was given a new drug, a shot to prevent poision ive, however it caused cancer. The shot ate my immune system, made it so confussed it attacted my organs. Please don't play with poison ive. Playing with fire is one thing, playing with poision ivy is bad Bad B.A.D!!


I’m sorry to hear that.

Master96,



becca333 -> RE: Poison ivy (6/25/2006 1:48:00 AM)

Tell him you're happy to try it, if he puts it on his dick first.



missgiveNTake -> RE: Poison ivy (6/25/2006 8:36:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Hotch

Gotta agree with the rest.  You never know how bad of an allergic reaction you will get from Poison Ivy.  Fine after one exposure, trip to the ER after another...it's a crap shoot. 

This itching torture thing got me thinking... A bra made of fiberglass cloth.  Maybe not an allergic reaction, but damn if it wouldn't cause some serious distress.

P.S.  Please don't try this LOL


Why not get a bunch of mosquitoes and trap them over a body area of choice. It's sure to cause itching for a few days......I hope no one thinks I am serious.



mnottertail -> RE: Poison ivy (6/25/2006 9:44:34 AM)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nope, that is just plain bad gamboo.  There are less devastating ways to torture Mrs. MacGuffie and her sister. 



LokisBrat -> RE: Poison ivy (6/25/2006 10:08:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hotch

Gotta agree with the rest.  You never know how bad of an allergic reaction you will get from Poison Ivy.  Fine after one exposure, trip to the ER after another...it's a crap shoot. 

This itching torture thing got me thinking... A bra made of fiberglass cloth.  Maybe not an allergic reaction, but damn if it wouldn't cause some serious distress.

P.S.  Please don't try this LOL


Besides this thread making me cringe because I am seriously allergic to this plant that is spawned from hell, the ideas I gain from reading these threads are terrific.  I love sitting here with my coffee and reading the diverse minds at work.  Although I am getting tired of cleaning my monitor from the uncontrollable spewing.[sm=biggrin.gif]


LOKI



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