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GreedyTop -> GIGGLE from my stepdad! (11/12/2012 9:13:55 AM)
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*A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.*
*The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."*
*The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."*
*The man perks up.*
*"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a three incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a three incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."*
*The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.*
*The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"*
*"Yes I have," says the man.*
*"And has she helped you make a decision?"*
*"Yes" says the man.*
*"What is your decision?" asks the doctor*
*"We're getting granite counter tops!!"*
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