Whips, sunburns and no protection.

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kittinSol -> Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 7:00:07 AM)
Here is my predicament. I got totalled at the beach the other day (my mistake, I take full responsibility) and my arse is literally the colour of freshly cooked lobster around where the bikini bottoms were. How do I convince people NOT to whip me with a particularly vicious, thin, long, cane like, whistling riding crop? Or anything else for that matter. It's abominably painful. Any ideas?

stef -> RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 7:08:37 AM)
Saying NO might be a good first step. ~stef

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 7:09:13 AM)
LOL....sorry I am amused, I know where you are coming from because I have a very fair complexion and burn at the mere thought of the sun (yeah, that's a bit exaggerating...lol...but I do burn very easily). You either suck it up and say ouch! LOL Or just say no. (is that allowed though? LOL ) Bon Chance! (My newly learned phrase for the day)

kittinSol -> RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 7:26:34 AM)
Hey steff and OBMM. 'No' isn't an option, no. I guess I'll just have to grin and bear it (bare it? haha!). I am a sucker for punishment: hitting the beach again right this minute. The weather is far too fair for me not to take advantage of it. Poor weather. Wish me luck: I am doing the other side today!

OhBeMyMind -> RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 9:01:58 AM)
ya little cutie-patootie-glutton-for-punishment-masochist!!!!!! Just a few words of advice......protect the nipples!!! [sm=shake.gif]

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 9:39:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Hey steff and OBMM. 'No' isn't an option, no. I guess I'll just have to grin and bear it (bare it? haha!). I am a sucker for punishment: hitting the beach again right this minute. The weather is far too fair for me not to take advantage of it. Poor weather. Wish me luck: I am doing the other side today! Well, if "No" isn't an option, how about "Please be gentle with my sunburn?"

kittinSol -> RE: Whips, sunburns and no protection. (6/16/2006 12:23:11 PM)
OhBMM, alas, this is not the Cote d'Azur, but America. In this neck of the woods they frown upon bare breasts as if they were objects of satanic worship. Thus I reluctantly kept my halter neck on. The bikini bottoms too. My girlfriend smothered my bum with Ultimate Sun Protection for Babies With N.1 Fair Skin and I tried to swim as much as possible: a difficult feat in the freezing, Gulf Stream free West side of the Atlantic! Now, my nose is pink, and I look like a local tart. Thinking of investing in some zinc alloy face potion to make it go white again rofl (Queen Elizabeth I liked doing that, and she was a fellow Virgoan, so perhaps it's historical). (Why did I just write that? lol) I made it though: thank you for your cute words :-)

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