My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover.

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xxmstrchasxx -> My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. (6/17/2006 8:34:46 AM)
Yep, she told me I wasn't a very good lover. I asked her how she could form that opinion in 30 seconds? Then she told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt...We had sex 10 times and I slapped her. Worst of all she goes around all the time singing "glow little glow worm glimmer, glimmer", then looks at me and smiles. She's giving me a damn complex.

sabswife -> RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. (6/17/2006 8:35:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxmstrchasxx Worst of all she goes around all the time singing "glow little glow worm glimmer, glimmer", then looks at me and smiles. She's giving me a damn complex. [sm=biggrin.gif]

sublizzie -> RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. (6/17/2006 8:51:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxmstrchasxx Yep, she told me I wasn't a very good lover. I asked her how she could form that opinion in 30 seconds? Then she told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt...We had sex 10 times and I slapped her. Worst of all she goes around all the time singing "glow little glow worm glimmer, glimmer", then looks at me and smiles. She's giving me a damn complex. At least she isn't singing "Inch worm, inch worm. Measuring the marigolds...."!!

xxmstrchasxx -> RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. (6/17/2006 8:57:35 AM)
quote: At least she isn't singing "Inch worm, inch worm. Measuring the marigolds...."!! LMAO I was going to write that first then thought no one heard of it before.

sublizzie -> RE: My Sub Says I'm Not A Very Good Lover. (6/17/2006 9:01:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxmstrchasxx LMAO I was going to write that first then thought no one heard of it before. [:)] I loved that song as a kid. Never had any reason to sing it to a man before though!!! Not sure I'd have the guts to even if it fit!

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