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jlf1961 -> Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 10:44:06 AM)

My grand nephew, Damian, is only 11 months old.

Yesterday, his step dad and I took him to a loan office with us so we could get him out of the house.

Not only did the little stinker take more steps by himself than he does at home, but the little lecherous munchkin was giving the three ladies that worked in the office sly smiles and actually winked at one. She got up on her desk to lean over the counter to give him a piece of candy and almost fell out of her shirt.

He has always been a show off around young women, but he showed yesterday that he clearly has a thing for blondes and red heads, and seems to prefer smaller breasted women.

The latter came out at Wal Mart when he began to flirt with a young lady with small breasts, and grinning like he was getting a chunk of chocolate or a banana.

I am wondering if I need to start dosing his food with salt peter.




ashjor911 -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 10:47:04 AM)

Please ..... not get me started on littile kids.[:)]




Notsweet -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 10:50:36 AM)

Flirty babies get whatever they want.

My question, how do you get your grown kids to start cranking a few out? Couldn't keep them from climbing on each other before they were married. Hell, they couldn't keep it together at Grandma's dinner table, but now that they could breed at will, forget it.

I'm never gonna be a grandma.




mnottertail -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 10:51:30 AM)

Child centered, dunno if this will stick. As innocuous as it may be, it violates that rule.




Notsweet -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 10:53:35 AM)

There were a bunch of links to what seemed to be innocent videos of children. I thought that was kind of "off," but what do I know?




Aylee -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 11:49:09 AM)

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Humans are astounding. I am always amazed at what born little manipulators children are.




theRose4U -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 11:55:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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Humans are astounding. I am always amazed at what born little manipulators children are.

Animal behavior calls this survival of the fittest. Those that can con more than their share of warmth, food, affection thrive to the detriment of those that dont




Aylee -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/22/2013 7:43:55 PM)

Well, Rose, thankfully I have had mine one at a time instead of in a litter. [:D]




ShaharThorne -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/23/2013 6:00:40 AM)

I remember Lizard being a flirt...had her daddy wrapped around her pinkie, climbing out of the crib and getting into the waterbed. At 18 months, she was doing back flips off of the couch. I blame the Atlanta games for that.




AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/23/2013 11:40:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Notsweet

Flirty babies get whatever they want.

My question, how do you get your grown kids to start cranking a few out? Couldn't keep them from climbing on each other before they were married. Hell, they couldn't keep it together at Grandma's dinner table, but now that they could breed at will, forget it.

I'm never gonna be a grandma.


I don't know, but please, please don't do what my mother in law did. She was sending me and my sister-in-law books like 'What to expect when you're expecting' when neither of us were, and in response to 'she's on the pill' kept telling my husband 'accidents happen!' in a gleeful tone of voice. She was 'hinting' to me that I should 'accidentally' screw up my birth control.

The suggestion that I should trick my husband into having a child made me queasy. Grrrr.




theRose4U -> RE: Little munchkin flirt. (1/23/2013 12:56:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well, Rose, thankfully I have had mine one at a time instead of in a litter. [:D]

My human nieces & nephews ARE a litter!! 8 of the little crumb grabbers, & they wonder why skip high holidays

Theory still explains the kiddie con artist :)




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