jlf1961
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1) Thirty days of unanimous votes in congress for the good of the country.
2) Lindsey Lohan gets clean, stays out of jail, gets nominated for best actress Oscar, and she actually gets her good looks back.
3) The same with Charlie Sheen, except for the good looks part.
4) Firefly returns to TV for 12 seasons.
5) Congress outlaws reality tv shows like American Idol.
6) A hot, sexy, drop dead gorgeous intelligent blonde woman is elected president.
7) I am the solo winner of record breaking mega million jackpots 5 times in a row... immediately after congress passes a law making lottery winnings exempt from taxes.
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