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MorningStar01 -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 10:06:12 AM)

Jesus got so hammered he woke up three days later in a cave. Now that is partying ;)




thishereboi -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 2:36:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

taking away pagans, heathens, foreigners, festivals only to name them to something else in the name of christianity, might not be "stealing" but they didnt do it out of ignorance like your neighbours boy, it wasnt accidental. They did make the idols and other heathen icons worshipping punishable by death.
Hence why you find santaria/voodoo, and many other "cults, use saints as ways of worshipping their old gods. to appease the "Xtians".




They did it hundreds of years ago. And from my understanding they did it so they could celebrate something that was illegal at the time without getting caught, not to take anything away from anyone else. But for what ever reason it was done, whining about it now to me is just as stupid as the kid next door. If you want to celebrate something different that day or not do anything at all no one really cares.




Lucylastic -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 3:17:11 PM)

It wasnt just against the law it was punishable by death.
If it was so long ago, why are you celebrating easter today? And trying to deny other beliefs and actual facts of history
as whining?




thishereboi -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 5:09:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

It wasnt just against the law it was punishable by death.

Then I guess they had a good reason to celebrate the same day as another holiday in order to escape persecution
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If it was so long ago, why are you celebrating easter today?

I didn't actually do anything yesterday. Had to work 3-11 and didn't bother. But why wouldn't I celebrate something that is still being celebrated just because it began a long time ago? I didn't know holidays had a time limit.

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 And trying to deny other beliefs and actual facts of history
as whining?

Who is trying to deny other beliefs or facts of history?




Lucylastic -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 5:11:35 PM)

Doh....I seee it slipped past you, so sorry




PeonForHer -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 6:56:29 PM)

I never liked Easter ever since I found out that the word shares its root with the female hormone, oestrogen. Eggs. Women's eggs especially. I mean, really, it's a bit yuck, isn't it? I don't think we should have holy days matched up with nasty bodily chemicals and stuff. Yew.




GotSteel -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 7:25:49 PM)

Well, this is a bit off topic for a Pastafarian holiday thread, but whatever I'll bite.

Sure if the major events in Christs life just happened to fall on the pagan holidays too popular for the Church to outright ban. *Shrug* Whatever, It's not like you can blame baby Jesus for being born.

But that's not what happened.
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/22/pope-benedict-disputes-jesus-date-of-birth/

Holidays were stolen and holdouts were tortured into submission or killed.




tj444 -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 7:25:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Come on, GotSteel. Even you have to have a soft spot for colored eggs and chocolate bunnies. [:D]

Happy Easter, Everybody!



Save the Chocolate Bunny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXww1B--8tk

ok.. I think its sorta funny but otoh, Mattel is trying to turn Easter into a second Christmas!!




WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/1/2013 9:45:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
I never liked Easter ever since I found out that the word shares its root with the female hormone, oestrogen. Eggs. Women's eggs especially. I mean, really, it's a bit yuck, isn't it? I don't think we should have holy days matched up with nasty bodily chemicals and stuff. Yew.

i thought fluffy chickens & rabbits laid all tha easter eggs in green meadows. just wouldnt be tha same if its women doing all the laying in far east sweat shops or something. [:-]




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