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MsBerlin -> Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 2:43:47 AM)
Hello, I am Mistress Berlin. I am a motherfucking goddess, and I am looking for pathetic, sad men to worship me. I especially love the ones who want to be humiliated. I will control you 24/7 or just over Skype. I don't care. I especially love to laugh at little dicks. So, hello future slaves. I have arrived.

thezeppo -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 2:47:42 AM)
Nice to meet you. I think you would have more luck finding what you seek on the Collarme side of the site than on Collarchat. This side doesn't really have that dynamic. Best of luck to you. ETA; and welcome to the forums, and please do contribute to the discussions. Lol I do a terrible job of welcoming people sometimes!

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 3:33:37 AM)
Welcome to the forums. There is a wonderful "ask a mistress " area where you can debate whether being polite or not to slaves gets the best results.

poise -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 3:38:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsBerlin I am a motherfucking goddess, and I am looking for pathetic, sad men to worship me. Well, you certainly don't aim very high, do you? I would think a goddess would be worthy of a higher quality man to worship her, but I'm just a lowly submissive so I could be wrong. Good luck being a motherfucking goddess!

DarkSteven -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 4:28:50 AM)
What happens between you and your mother really doesn't concern me. There are some folks who get off on hearing a 25 year old woman use nasty language. We ain't them. Welcome to the colllarme forums. Here, civility is valued.

Rasciallymisty -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 4:35:45 AM)
Greeting and welcome I think all before me said it well. I do have a question for you. I wonder why you as a new comer coming in and saying hi to a bunch of strangers, think that you are ... Quote ...a motherfucking goddess...unquote??? Yet the Mistress that have been here awhile, I have never seen refer to themselves that way? I have noticed this about many newcomers and I wonder does it work well for you? Just curious.

smartsub10 -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 5:14:26 AM)
Welcome from the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.

thishereboi -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 5:22:02 AM)
op...DS is right. We really don't care about your relations with your mother. quote: ORIGINAL: smartsub10 Welcome from the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. Now this is the kind of Goddess I can get behind. [8D]

OohAahMrs -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 7:25:37 AM)
Welcome msb, I have noticed that anyone who claims to be a goddess, is usually the furthest from that label! More is the pity, that we cannot rely upon such claims.

BurntKitty -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 9:09:45 AM)
Welcome to the discussion side of CM.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 12:06:34 PM)
Hello and welcome. Yes, I perused your profile. No, not interested in the least. Good luck and all that.

TNDommeK -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 12:10:08 PM)
Welcome, from the Goddess os duck lips and luxurious mutherfucking hair! (Pardon the nasty lingo)

ResidentSadist -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 12:17:58 PM)
Hello Mistress Berlin and welcome to the forums. I am Lord Penisaurus and I am motherfucking god. I seek pathetic female slaves to worship my anaconda. Although we do not have that much in common other than our cliche' attitudes, I look forward to corresponding with you on the forums in the future.

JeffBC -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 7:17:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Welcome, from the Goddess os duck lips and luxurious mutherfucking hair! (Pardon the nasty lingo) Oh man... tough call. So I have to choose whether I want to worship the Goddess of Duck Lips or the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream? Jesus... one is funny and one tasty. How will I decide?

LanceHughes -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 8:32:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JeffBC quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Welcome, from the Goddess os duck lips and luxurious mutherfucking hair! (Pardon the nasty lingo) Oh man... tough call. So I have to choose whether I want to worship the Goddess of Duck Lips or the Goddess of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream? Jesus... one is funny and one tasty. How will I decide? Jeff; VERY easy - pick the one that tastes funny. OP - good luck here on the boards. ETA: Another one-post-wonder. As in, "Wonder where she went after just one post?"

SeekingTrinity -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 8:40:06 PM)
~FRing it~ Wow, what did your poor mom ever do to you? Welcome and good motherfucking luck.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/11/2013 8:58:10 PM)
What, no greetings for us D or switchy types? I feel so left out! Oh, I see you are a 'paydom', that could explain why you don't have time for the rest of us. So welcome to the boards, best wishes to you and good mutherf*ckin' luck with all that, darlin'!

Rasciallymisty -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/12/2013 4:53:08 AM)
Maybe she found a pathetic, sad men slave with and open wallet and small dick and she is Skypeing with him and getting her laughs in??????

peppermint -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/12/2013 4:59:16 PM)
So sorry. I'm not a future slave. However, I'll welcome you here anyway. Welcome to the forums.

QS -> RE: Hello, future slaves (4/13/2013 10:13:13 PM)
I can't believe how much you can all continue to get off on raming a rod up someone's ass, and you claim to be so much more refined. Maybe this is why there was no further reply.

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