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Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 8:23:08 AM   
Missokyst


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 8:29:59 AM   
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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 8:38:31 AM   
LadyPact


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 8:59:18 AM   
LafayetteLady


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Status: offline 		Oh I don't know about that. I bet if I googled it, we could find some really strange things....

ETA:

Ok, I googled, and in my opinion, nothing was quite as strange. Perfume bottles, keys not so strange. Although a couple of runner ups would be the cement and ringing cell phone!

< Message edited by LafayetteLady -- 4/12/2013 9:05:58 AM >

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 9:05:55 AM   
LadyPact


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ETA - Thank you, Missokyst for one hell of a laugh this morning.


< Message edited by LadyPact -- 4/12/2013 9:06:31 AM >

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 1:44:42 PM   
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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 2:08:00 PM   
UllrsIshtar


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Status: offline 		@ Topic tittle... If you do try this at home... please let us know.

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 4:29:18 PM   
LafayetteLady


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 4:30:32 PM   
LadyPact


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On the other hand, I'm laughing My ass off. Still.


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 4:31:18 PM   
lizi


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

Oh I don't know about that. I bet if I googled it, we could find some really strange things....

ETA:

Ok, I googled, and in my opinion, nothing was quite as strange. Perfume bottles, keys not so strange. Although a couple of runner ups would be the cement and ringing cell phone!


When I was in the emergency room with 2 broken arms the guy in the curtained off space next to me was having a Barbie doll removed from his rectum.

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 4:32:43 PM   
LafayetteLady


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 4:41:46 PM   
Level


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 4:41:50 PM   
leonine


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Oddly enough, MP did not find this amusing.


I imagine my sweetie wouldn't either, she reckons animal abuse in any form is no joke.

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 5:45:39 PM   
ARIES83


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levels for all concerned.

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 5:47:18 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		I just want to know what he had to do to coax that eel to shimmy up his ass.

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 5:52:41 PM   
kiwisub12


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ORIGINAL: Level

I went to school with someone that had to have a Weebles removed.



but i bet he didn't fall down!

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 5:54:49 PM   
kiwisub12


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 6:09:48 PM   
LittleGirlHeart


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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I just want to know what he had to do to coax that eel to shimmy up his ass.


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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 7:30:23 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I just want to know what he had to do to coax that eel to shimmy up his ass.


Chum.

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RE: Do not try this at home! - 4/12/2013 7:34:18 PM   
Missokyst


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As if the eel wasn't enough
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I just want to know what he had to do to coax that eel to shimmy up his ass.


Chum.



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pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding ~Gibran, Kahlil

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
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