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dogbitch73 -> male dog slave seeking owner (4/20/2013 2:40:25 PM)
Hi. From Wisconsin .. male dog slave seeking owner..looking to be treated as a real dog....

TieMeInKnottss -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/20/2013 3:39:04 PM)
A recent influx of "furries?" I have not seen as many owners but who knows? (I am NOT familiar with the term so forgive me if I am off base.)

MissToYouRedux -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/20/2013 3:44:23 PM)
Welcome, and good luck. The last line of your profile after "to look more real" is against TOS and should be deleted before your profile is.

Rasciallymisty -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/20/2013 4:19:31 PM)
This is a joke yes ??? You only want someone who will keep you naked 24-7-365 outside in kennel with your ankles taped to you thighs? Ummmm how long do you think you could be taped like that and what will you do when it snows? You also want to eat only dog food the whole time also? Do you really think someone would be willing doing this with you? I can't believe I am feeding into this but what the heck nothing better to do today. [sm=jerry.gif]

MasterCaneman -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/20/2013 8:08:03 PM)
Gawd I love some of these posts...My guess is the profile will disappear when he sobers up. Best of luck, dude. I think. Ew. Just...ew.

Rasciallymisty -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/21/2013 7:11:30 AM)
Awe he must have sobbered up enough to delete all that he was asking for at least. hehehehehehe[sm=line.gif]

MasterCaneman -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/21/2013 11:44:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rasciallymisty This is a joke yes ??? You only want someone who will keep you naked 24-7-365 outside in kennel with your ankles taped to you thighs? Ummmm how long do you think you could be taped like that and what will you do when it snows? You also want to eat only dog food the whole time also? Do you really think someone would be willing doing this with you? I can't believe I am feeding into this but what the heck nothing better to do today. [sm=jerry.gif] I liked the part where he suggested they glue dog hair on him too. The weird thing is, a human can live off of dog food. USDA regulations stipulate that it be safe for human consumption, or so I've heard. This is what happens when someone watches a little too much porn. And I say again. Ew, just ew.

OohAahMrs -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/22/2013 6:24:13 AM)
Welcome dog, bark bark, etc. What do you mean you "want to be treated like a dog?" Lie around all day licking your own ass, chewing on a few bones, chasing cats, and balls and sticks, pissing and shitting in the street!

MasterCaneman -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/22/2013 6:29:05 AM)
Don't forget chasing cars and hiding under the bed when there's a thunderstorm, too...

Rasciallymisty -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/22/2013 6:49:16 AM)
OohAahMrs you crack me up.....hehehehehehehe[sm=dancing.gif] Caneman....though eatting dog food may have been made safe for human consumption, it says in big letters on the dog food that I buy ....NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION, with more warnings under that. Also there are many threads that tell of other kinds of foods to use in place of dog food. I figured if the op came back I would point that out to them. [:D] I wonder if he wants who ever owns him to use crazy glue, to glue the fur on??? OH OP where are you, we would love some answers please?!?!

ResidentSadist -> RE: male dog slave seeking owner (4/22/2013 9:10:35 AM)
Everyone knows amputation works much better than "24/7 duct tape"... lmao. Fucking jerk off wishes posted as reality. One day they are gonna' invent a spam filter to detect that shit before it gets posted.

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