jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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I have been toying with various get rich quick schemes, you know like Zombie Insurance, Doomsday insurance, Civil War insurance, and nuke war insurance.... But the Wizard this guy saw beats all that hands down. quote:
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank! Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted. source
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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