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Now why didnt I think of this idea? - 5/13/2013 5:24:53 PM   
jlf1961


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I have been toying with various get rich quick schemes, you know like Zombie Insurance, Doomsday insurance, Civil War insurance, and nuke war insurance....

But the Wizard this guy saw beats all that hands down.

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A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank!

Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.
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RE: Now why didnt I think of this idea? - 5/13/2013 5:42:00 PM   
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It's been done.

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RE: Now why didnt I think of this idea? - 5/13/2013 6:42:44 PM   
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I would ask the wizard why he isn't the one using the spells to rob the banks...

The guy is the biggest idiot on the planet.


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RE: Now why didnt I think of this idea? - 5/14/2013 12:13:41 AM   
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That's what hobbits are for. Now if you excuse me, I have a giant eagle double-parked out back...

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