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jlf1961 -> Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 5:57:13 AM)

Using all the ice in the ice bin and not refilling it, when there are four full ice trays ready to be used.

Not replacing the toilet paper when they use the last of it.

Putting the toilet paper roll on the wrong way, the roll should be over the top.

Not washing their dishes when they eat after the kitchen is cleaned up after dinner.

Leaving their clothes in the washer instead of putting them in the dryer.

Leaving their clothes in the dryer for two days.

Leaving an assortment of half full glasses on the table over night.

Putting all the dogs in YOUR room when there is an overnight thunderstorm.


While these offenses do not deserve capital punishment (well maybe the ones about toilet paper do) they are in need of a universal codified system of punishments.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 6:34:36 AM)

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Putting the toilet paper roll on the wrong way, the roll should be over the top.


Nothing but the death penalty suffices for this crime.


Hahaha just read the rest of your post. I see we agree!




theshytype -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 10:12:15 AM)

I agree completely with both of you on the toilet paper.

At my house, I'm usually the only one that replaces it. Which is fine because I'm apparently the only one that knows the correct way.




BitaTruble -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 11:53:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Using all the ice in the ice bin and not refilling it, when there are four full ice trays ready to be used.


Homemade anal ice plug filled in the middle with milked ginger juice so that when the ice melts it will release the ginger. I have a great technique for this if you want it.. yanno.. since the subject seems to like ice so much.

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Not replacing the toilet paper when they use the last of it.


Heavy duty coffee enemas.. and don't replace the toilet paper before hand. [;)]

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Putting the toilet paper roll on the wrong way, the roll should be over the top.


Backwards panties. It's not painful or gruesome, to be sure, but it's weird and will remind ya that they are on backwards all the time. I believe in punishments which fit the crime and backwards panties suck even worse than wearing panties at all!

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Not washing their dishes when they eat after the kitchen is cleaned up after dinner.


Make her dress formal for dinner.. then have to eat her meal out of a dog bowl from the floor.

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Leaving their clothes in the washer instead of putting them in the dryer.


Okay, now you're talking something which can get moldy. I'd be throwing those clothes out.

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Leaving their clothes in the dryer for two days.


Make her wear them all at once.. for two days in a row.

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Leaving an assortment of half full glasses on the table over night.


Pour it all into one big jug (doesn't matter what the liquids are or if they go together) and that can be her 'go to' drink until it's all gone. If the mixture is too toxic to drink, see if you can dilute it and use it for enemas.

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Putting all the dogs in YOUR room when there is an overnight thunderstorm.


No comment. I put my animals where they will feel safest and most secure during times of stress and if that's in your room, that's where they would go.


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While these offenses do not deserve capital punishment (well maybe the ones about toilet paper do) they are in need of a universal codified system of punishments.


Ideally, the punishments will work the first time to correct the behavior. I consider what I wrote as one shots.. punishments which fit the crime, are realistic to implement, easy to remember and not very enjoyable.

Feel free to add 'beat the bloody fuck outta her' for the painful/gruesome aspect to go along with any of what I've come up with .. and if you use any of these, you should have her send me a thank you card for my support of A Better World through Better Submission! [:D][:D]




jlf1961 -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 12:25:05 PM)

It is not a "she" that is all the problem. One individual is my niece's boyfriend/fiance/ nephew's daddy figure.

And i forgot this one:

Leaving Damian's bath toys in the bathtub after giving the guy a bath.




BitaTruble -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 12:38:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
One individual is my niece's boyfriend/fiance/ nephew's daddy figure.


Well, with that further bit of information, I retract my post. You don't seem to have the authority to punish these people at all, so, I got nothing unless you want to kick the lazy's out or charge them for the maid you'll have to hire to clean up after them.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 12:38:55 PM)

Death penalty for not having the toilet paper the right way...I might be bipolar but I have to my toilet paper the right way, damn it!

It should also be 2 ply...I deal with IBS on a regular basis.




DesFIP -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 5:59:23 PM)

Don't punish, solve it. Wait for the young adult to settle down to a video game or such and then interrupt him to make him go do: the dishes, clean the tub, replace the roll etc.

Having finally trained my now 20 year old son to put the milk back in the fridge by doing this, I can attest that it works. It did however take some time.




littlewonder -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 7:36:53 PM)

Tell him to either follow the rules of the house or you can show him the door.

If your niece gets pissed off about that then tell her to do the chores and all is well. You don't care who does them as long as it's not you and it gets done.

But if she continues to be pissed off about it, you can tell her the door is open to her as well.




kalikshama -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/30/2013 7:43:24 PM)

Amen




DesFIP -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/31/2013 3:15:03 PM)

Until age 25 the frontal lobe is not yet developed in a male. You can't yell at a kid for not being an adult when his brain is still that of a kid's.

Seriously, just making them get back up to go do it will set up memory of what needs to be done. It just takes a while and is not worth getting upset over. Especially as he's willing to raise someone else's child as his own which outweighs the forgetting to clean up.

And in this house, I am the only person who ever puts the new roll on. The rest of them just leave it on the edge of the sink. I have no idea why.




Rule -> RE: Needed, gruesome, painful punishments for the following offenses (5/31/2013 3:25:08 PM)

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