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The perfect bumper sticker - 6/4/2013 4:46:27 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/4/2013 9:07:27 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/4/2013 9:09:23 PM   
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If you're in such a hurry, you should have left yesterday.

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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/4/2013 9:46:46 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 8:43:49 AM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 12:19:20 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 12:31:15 PM   
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Great One!

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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 2:23:07 PM   
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My body is not a temple. It's an amusement park!

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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 5:02:15 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 5:57:09 PM   
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Don't have one to post .. just needed to borrow this one today ... in the pouring down rain!!!!


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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 7:05:05 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/5/2013 10:53:55 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/6/2013 7:14:08 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 2:23:07 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 2:36:20 PM   
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Wow !! What a fantastic truck ! So sorry about the size of your penis.

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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 2:39:54 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 2:44:42 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 3:00:39 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 3:02:59 PM   
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RE: The perfect bumper sticker - 6/7/2013 5:49:01 PM   
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