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litleone8620 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/27/2006 9:27:51 PM)

As long as your first experience is amazing, having a coronary won't be such a bad thing.



michaelGA2 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/27/2006 9:28:55 PM)

yeah, probably be almost 100 years old by that time



litleone8620 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/27/2006 9:31:41 PM)

Don't get yourself down. I'm sure you'll find the partner of your dreams sometime.... eventually



michaelGA2 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/27/2006 9:33:32 PM)

we'll see



Wulfchyld -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 2:12:25 AM)

Dear Scooter Claus

Can you make mike into tigger, the eeyore complex is bringing me down.



twicehappy -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 6:36:01 AM)

Dear Scooter Claus

Can you make mike into tigger, the eeyore complex is bringing me down.[/quote]

Loki you are definitly not eeyore, that would be michaelga, you are tigger on the outside even if your spring is not as bouncy somedays.

Wish granted.

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The embodiment of fun-loving chaos, Loki is beloved the whole world over.

Oh, the wonderful thing about Lokis,
Is Lokis,  are wonderful things,
Their tops are made out of rubber,
Their bottoms are made out of springs,
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Lokis,  is I'm the only one!
Oh, the wonderful thing about Lokis,  is Lokis,  are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor,
They love to leap in your laps.
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Lokis, is I'm the only one!
Lokis, are cud-dl-y fellows,
 are a Lokis, wfully sweet,
Everyone else is jealous,
That's why I repeat:
The wonderful thing about Lokis,
Is are Lokis, wonderful things,
Their tops are made out of rubber,
Their bottoms are made out of springs,
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Lokis,  is I'm the only one!
I'm the only ONE!!



LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 7:13:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Oh cum, give me a facial, joyful and triumphant,
oh cum, ye, oh cum, ye, on Beth and Leanne.
Cum and just hold him, born the king of anal

Cum let us adore him
O cum, let us adore Him,
O cum, let us adore Him,
Twice or more.

Yours,


benji


How did I get involved in that.......though you did misspell my name......2 e's and 2 n's



litleone8620 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 10:32:50 AM)

Twice, i'm still waiting on my crop. What's with the hold up?



twicehappy -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 5:12:59 PM)

Here is your crop, maybe you should have been patient and waited for Scooter Clause.

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ScooterTrash -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 6:04:29 PM)


Oh my...when away the mice do play, now don't they. Hmmm, not sure that I could find a sleigh to handle some of these, er, uh, extreme gifts.
I'm thinking that suitable gifts would be most appropriate however, because as with little ones, you are asking for what you want, not what you need.

For Loki; perhaps some music lessons

For benji; why does a flea collar come to mind (hey, it's a collar..but is it a "real" collar)

For Tamer; Hmm, I'm thinking maybe the 4 slaves might be fitting, but watch out if they can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose (I'd have a paramedic handy).

For sublizza; maybe a gas powered flogging machine, for them slow days.

For litleone; I suspect some insecticide or some fancy fertilizer for that "crop" might be in order..lol. (wonder if that would be a crop of crops?)

For crouchingtigress; Hmmm, well if ya take benji, you have to promise to housebreak him.

For michaelGA; damned, this one is a toughy...I was thinking that paying for an hour with a  pro-Domme might be in order, but of course with him now being eyore, I don't know if the ASPCA might object to any mistreatment.

For MarksFantasyGirl; Let's throw the boyfriend to benji for a few minutes, if that don't make him kinky, nothing will.

For erin, dear erin; We'll save ya a string of breads from the Boogie, I'll check with Revell to see if they came out with a wideglide model yet.

For mnottertail; I'll have to check my bag for a knucklehead...I'm thinking that the last one may have got misplaced. (Hey, if I had one, it would get misplaced under MY butt...lol).

For OhBeMyMind; Hmm, thrown to the elves huh? Let me think about that one, could be a feature film.

For krikket; Gosh...so many whip requests, might have to talk to the head elf and see if they can find a whip tree or something.

For twice; well, I have an idea of what she will get...but I ain't tellin...lol.

For missturbation; I think maybe she can tag team with benji for crouchingtigress (I'm suspecting benji would be a whipped pup after a while).

For LaTigress; I got this one, a whip testing event with Loki as the recipient might be interesting...and perhaps another feature film...muhahahah.

For enigmabrat; Maybe a Hanukkah commemorative flogger or something like that might be in order..have to have Rudolf (or one of the dears, I mean deers, check on that one).

Actually...it would be our luck that someone on the boards would decide that our idea of Xmas either isn't "real", isn't "true", is too subjective and is really whatever you want it to be or is probably biased because our Xmas kink isn't the same as someone elses Xmas kink...lol. That is of course unless someone (chuckles) posts a link to an older thread about someone wanting kinky shit for Xmas.
 







missturbation -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 6:11:02 PM)

*snuggles up to teddy*
All i want for xmas is a Master



LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 6:21:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash

For LaTigress; I got this one, a whip testing event with Loki as the recipient might be interesting...and perhaps another feature film...muhahahah.




[:D]Thank you verrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy much Mr. Clause!!! Christmas is definately looking up.



litleone8620 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 7:29:06 PM)

Of course i want more than one 'crop' where would be the fun in having just one? But thanks Scooter Clause, i agree with LaTigresse: Christmas is looking up.



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/28/2006 10:39:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

How about one woman that doesn't drive me crazy trying to figure her out and while you are at it since I am a complex individual one man that might actually challenge me trying to figure him out. If you can accomplish those two things I might actually be satisfied till next Christmas.

sheesh, can I be any more whiney today?!?!



*walks in grining and sits down* ...... go ahead girl I dare ya ... ehhhhhhhh your wrong again .. scooter clause . tell her what she won ... thats right a lifetime of figuring out unfigurable submissive ..... have a nice day .....
 
 *dives out the window gnawing on dark choclate bars*



LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/29/2006 4:03:23 AM)

bugger bugger bugger............that big bully stole my damned chocolate!!!



twicehappy -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/29/2006 8:25:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Of course i want more than one 'crop' where would be the fun in having just one? But thanks Scooter Clause, i agree with LaTigresse: Christmas is looking up.


You are a greedy girl, here is another crop and before you ask a tractor, of a sort, you can be hitched up to let the mules rest.

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Tamerofwild1s -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/29/2006 9:20:33 AM)

quote:
 
If I say get me my crop and you run out to the field you might not be getting it yet and the next button you should hit

 
SOMEONES been in my profile again ....... mwuhahahahaha ......
 
*flicks a booger 3x at La Tigresse cause she wished for it so nice and eats dark chocolates singing oh let me be ........ your teddy bear <wink>
 



litleone8620 -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/29/2006 10:04:12 AM)

*sighs*  I am a VERY greedy girl. I get what's coming to me. Do i get some help pulling the tractor?  [:)]



LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/29/2006 12:06:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

*flicks a booger 3x at La Tigresse cause she wished for it so nice and eats dark chocolates singing oh let me be ........ your teddy bear <wink>
 



typing whilst nibbling a bit of dark chocolate I had in my TOP secret stash.......smug smile.............

Now to edumacate...........a bugger is quite QUITE different from a booger[:'(]. I would be happy to elaborate but I am enjoying my chocolate too much to ruin my appetite........

Putting Tamer on the mailing list of all orthopedic shoe websites.




Tamerofwild1s -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (6/29/2006 12:10:54 PM)

thats a strut not a gimp . I dun need orfopedic shoes



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