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crouchingtigress -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 12:57:12 PM)
laffs my ass off!!!! quote: ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s sounds the static ..... Wulfchylde ..... I am your father .... roflmfao

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:06:12 PM)
* pulls down my boxers and decides to use the force of the light saber schwantz to battle crouchingtigresse* .. nah she'ld just let me run her thru <weg>

missgiveNTake -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:23:43 PM)
All I want for Christmas is my two tits pierced, my two tits pierced, my two tits pierced! Gee, if I could only have my two tits pierced, then I would wish you "Merry Titmas."

impishlilhellcat -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:25:52 PM)
I wonder if you sit on Santa's lap and sing that if you'll get what you want.. Or maybe being nawty factors into that.

Wulfchyld -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:31:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missgiveNTake All I want for Christmas is my two tits pierced, my two tits pierced, my two tits pierced! Gee, if I could only have my two tits pierced, then I would wish you "Merry Titmas." OMG!!!! That was goooood!

crouchingtigress -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:35:04 PM)
well if Tamer was the santa whos lap it was you would get somthin' alright! quote: ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat I wonder if you sit on Santa's lap and sing that if you'll get what you want.. Or maybe being nawty factors into that.

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:37:08 PM)
I can't beSanta ..... I cum more then once a day .. errrr I mean year

impishlilhellcat -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:38:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress well if Tamer was the santa whos lap it was you would get somthin' alright! quote: ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat lmfao I think just about any guy would be happy to be Santa. I wonder if you sit on Santa's lap and sing that if you'll get what you want.. Or maybe being nawty factors into that.

missgiveNTake -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:41:48 PM)
Well who ever Santa is? I hope I get what I want. I'm not asking for much am I?

impishlilhellcat -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:48:40 PM)
Nope nope nope... Try batting your eyes and whispering pretty please if the singing doesn't work. Or offer a bj that ALWAYS works

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:56:00 PM)
GAHHHHHhhhhh .... bow before the Sadistic Santa ... if you survive a weekend with Sadistic Santa you will have your wish granted

impishlilhellcat -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 1:58:38 PM)
Shouldnt be too hard if your a masochist

missgiveNTake -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 2:04:04 PM)
Maybe this song will work??? I cracked my whip on Johnny's back; Somebody snitched on me. I did a dog in sister's bed; Somebody snitched on me. I spilled some wax on Sally's tit; I made Tommy pee on me; Bought some fun with a penny slug; Somebody snitched on me. Oh, I'm gettin' a nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are glad. I'm getting a nuttin' for Christmas' Cause I ain't been a nuttin' my hag. I put a tack in teacher's rear somebody snitched on me. I pierced a nipple and Susie's hood somebody snitched on me. I did a dance on Tommy's nuts whipped a slut and tore her pants Filled her mouth full of cum somebody snitched on me. So, I'm gettin' a nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are glad. I'm gettin' a nuttin' for Christmas' Cause I ain't been a nuttin' my hag. I’ll be peeing on Santa Claus; Somebody snitched on me. He will cum all over me because Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be good’n straight; Next year I'll be fine, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late; Somebody snitched on me. So you better be glad whatever you do' Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get a nuttin' for Christmas.

LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/1/2006 5:27:30 PM)
cheering and clapping!!! wooooowoooooooo!!!!!!!

twicehappy -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/2/2006 3:14:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s I can't beSanta ..... I cum more then once a day .. errrr I mean year To clarify; Scooter Clause cums more tham once a year, once a day, once every few hours whenever possible. He only comes down your chimney once a year. quote: ORIGINAL: missgiveNTake Maybe this song will work??? Applause, applause, magnificent work! I shall speak to Scooter Clause about your wish.

missturbation -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/2/2006 3:48:30 PM)
singz all i want for christmas is you

missgiveNTake -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/2/2006 4:16:58 PM)
Wooo Hoooo I'm gonna get my Christmas wish.[sm=shake.gif]

Vendaval -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/2/2006 4:31:10 PM)
Well, with all the creative songs showing up here, how about bawdy Holly Day song contest and sing-a-long? Plus a contest for home made mead and ale, Holly Day cookies and treats, sausages, cheese logs, and best roasted goose, ham, beef, etc. We could have a hurling contest for fruit cakes, since they never get eaten and get re-gifted every year to un-suspecting relatives. There could also be costume contests for the naughtiest neglige and pjs and a real sled pulled by slaves in reindeer gear rather than pony gear. Hey, it's a privelege to be Rudolph and have a nose that lights up! Who was it that sang "Santa Baby"? Was it Marilyn Monroe or Madonna? Deck the halls with naked slaves, fa-la-la-la-la..... Vendaval

missturbation -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/2/2006 4:35:23 PM)
i know kylie minogue did it at some point

twicehappy -> RE: CollarMe Christmas list (7/2/2006 4:40:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation singz all i want for christmas is you ME? Lol, are you sure?

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