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cutiewithabootie -> make me laugh. (6/23/2013 11:19:18 AM)
A marine a naval officer and an army officer all go into the CIA. They all want the same job. The marine goes first "Sir. I'm the best of the best and I want the job!" He is promptly told to go to a back room where his wife is tied to a chair and to shoot her in the head. They hand him the gun and send him to the room. The marine makes it halfway and refuses. He is told to leave and tell no one. He takes his wife and goes home. The army man goes next "Sir. I'm the best of the best and I want that job." He is also told to shoot his wife who is tied to a chair in a back room. He is given the same gun. He makes it to the door and turns back around. He refuses to do it and is sent away also. He is told to tell no one and take his wife home. The naval officer is next. She says "Sir. I'm the best of the best and I want that job!" She is told to shoot her husband in the head as well. He is tied to a chair in a back room. They hand her the gun as well. She goes down the hall, opens the door and closes it softly. All hell breaks loose. The chair is scraping and there is shouting and cussing and there may have even been furniture thrown around. They hear her empty the clip and suddenly everything is silent again. The naval officer goes down the hall again with the gun in hand and she is furious! " You bastards didn't tell me the gun was loaded in blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!" Ok there is my joke! Tell me a good one and make me laugh lol.

cutiewithabootie -> RE: make me laugh. (6/23/2013 11:30:06 AM)
What did the monkey say when his tail got run over by a lawn mower? "It won't be long now!"

cutiewithabootie -> RE: make me laugh. (6/24/2013 7:51:07 AM)
Really? No one hase a joke?? What do you call it when Catwoman has a yeast infection? Clitty Litter

tommonymous -> RE: make me laugh. (6/24/2013 8:24:30 AM)
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

garyFLR -> RE: make me laugh. (6/26/2013 7:44:02 AM)
Convince passers by you are wearing a wig (toupe), by running for a bus with one hand on your head.

MasterCaneman -> RE: make me laugh. (6/26/2013 10:31:05 AM)
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" ba-dum-tishhh...

Hillwilliam -> RE: make me laugh. (6/26/2013 10:37:46 AM)
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

garyFLR -> RE: make me laugh. (6/27/2013 11:17:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The horse replies 'shut up you bastard & give me a beer'.

garyFLR -> RE: make me laugh. (6/27/2013 11:23:27 AM)
I was in Africa last week, & a whole bunch of blokes were running towards me, I asked them what the matter was? They replied, there's a lion on the loose. Where is it? I said. They replied. We're not bloody chasing it!!

garyFLR -> RE: make me laugh. (6/27/2013 11:30:14 AM)
Another lion joke [:)]. Two lions escape from London zoo. They're walking down Oxford Street. One turns to the other & says, 'bit quiet for a Saturday night'.

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