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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/9/2013 1:44:39 AM

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I think I am developing multiple personality disorder:

Sorry to hear that!
I think I've got hypochondria. I'm really worried! :(

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/9/2013 3:09:35 AM

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I think I might be Bi-Polar. Some times I have enough patience to move mountains other times I want to use T-N-T on a bump in the driveway.

That's not bipolar. That's making a mountain out of a molehill.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/9/2013 11:21:03 AM

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I dont know what it is called, but after a barrage of emails on this site and in my private email account, I am fighting the overwhelming urge just to go out and beat the living shit out of some people.

It has been a long time, but I think that sounds appealing. I almost want to volunteer for the beating. Almost.

I think I might be suffering from selective amnesia.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 2:11:51 PM

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Facefarting fetish has to land me SOMEWHERE on the DSM list....

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 2:13:23 PM

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I like fucking girls in their bottoms sometimes. Luckily, that's no longer considered a mental illness, and it's even becoming legal in some parts of the world recently! Hooray, progress!

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 5:10:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

definitely CRS......can't remember shit

but on the plus side I am getting old enough to blame it on my age.

They've come up with a cure.
It's ginko-viagra.

It helps you remember what the fuck you're doing.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 5:50:06 PM

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They've come up with a cure.
It's ginko-viagra.

It helps you remember what the fuck you're doing.

Priceless! This deserves its own tee shirt

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 9:16:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

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ORIGINAL: evesgrden

They've come up with a cure.
It's ginko-viagra.

It helps you remember what the fuck you're doing.

Priceless! This deserves its own tee shirt

Agreed. I nominate it for Sunny Quote of the Day!

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 9:28:52 PM

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Once in a while I wonder if I just might have mild sadistic tendencies.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 7/31/2013 9:51:20 PM

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Is it a mental disorder to be attracted to ginger haired beauties and Wednesday Mourning?

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 8/3/2013 4:10:27 PM

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I'm mean.......

And I like it.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 8/3/2013 4:17:04 PM

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I am suprised anyone is giving 61 tire advice. He is a big boy and if he wanted advice on that he would have asked. He is old enough to be your daddY!!

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 5:39:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

The only thing I'm suffering with is celibacy.

Yours truly can relate to that. It's most assuredly leading to the development of a mental condition . . .

. . . other than my pre-existing borderline obsessive-compulsiveness and being an Opinionated Bitch at times.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 9:06:41 AM

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The only thing I'm suffering with is celibacy.

Ditto!!

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 4:33:35 PM

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I don't suffer from any disorders. It's everyone around me that does.
I'm the only normal one.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 8:13:39 PM

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Hyper Vigilance

Moderate Anhedonia

Overt Empathy coupled with intolerance of "the only thing that matters is my dumb-ass attempt to be a clone of Mylie Cyrus and tweet about it while crossing the road 15 FEET FROM THE GODDAMN DESIGNATED PEDESTRIAN CROSSING on my i-Twat device, while NOT LOOKING UP while the 16 wheeler freight truck is blaring it's horn at me". And the inescapable desire, which I now often give into, to prove and show the Gen Y dipshits how - in fact - culturally they create nothing but cannibalize everything thus they are rarely entitled to even 1% of the overweening and over-arching Self Worship they physicalize with every action.

Those actions generally being limited to selfies, twittertwat posts and high-scores on video games. Woo-hoo, you punk-azzzz beaaaatches, SO creative.

This is a disorder they have not chosen to include in the DSM 5: the "I hate digitally-drooling 20 somethings who can't actually understand they have to JUSTIFY their onanistic spoogefest that happens every time they look into a mirror or see themselves 'tagged' in some village-idiot's photo-spread.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 8:33:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

The only thing I'm suffering with is celibacy.

I read "celibacy" as "reality".

Freud loves me for more reasons than you can shake a stick at.

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 9:23:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I think I am developing multiple personality disorder:

Part of me wants to beat the living shit out of some family members while another part of me is telling me not to.

And it is giving me a migraine.

That's not MPD. That's just stress, defined as "The mind overriding the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it." Who needs Dr. Phraud?

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/23/2013 9:30:33 PM

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you settle for choking?

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RE: List the psych disorders that you think you might b... - 9/24/2013 3:27:13 AM

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where shall i begin... hahahaha

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