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The new WTF rant thread. - 7/13/2013 5:38:10 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		I figured we need a thread where those of us who have been pushed to the point where we look to the heavens and yell: "WTF dude?"

Seriously, in the world we live in, you have to admit that some how, in the grand scheme of things, fate just seems to pop up and seriously fuck up a morning, day or what ever.

This morning was my WTF moment for the following reasons.

1) Blu decided at 5AM that it was time to use daddy as a trampoline and get the other dogs involved.

2) Some bloody fool of a drunk called at 3AM this morning and kept calling back for the next hour. Now, if I was Sean, the person he was looking for, I would have probably been annoyed, and since I am not Sean, I was very annoyed. And trying to understand a very intoxicated individual who was speaking with a drunken slur which was about as understandable as Damian, who's understandable vocabulary consists of "GO, Get down, wow and yucky"

Now what about the rest of you?

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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/13/2013 6:16:13 AM   
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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/13/2013 7:29:03 PM   
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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/20/2013 7:04:35 AM   
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Ladies, granted you may be the hottest babe on the planet, but clean your room before you shoot a photo to post on the internet.






She is a nice looking lady though. I'd tidy her bedroom for her .


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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/20/2013 8:55:44 AM   
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Some bloody fool of a drunk called at 3AM this morning


25 years ago, BJ taught me to shut off my ringer when I sleep. Got another 3 AM drunken call from her last week, but, as my ringer was off, this was not an issue.

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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/24/2013 8:27:29 PM   
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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/24/2013 8:31:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		Whenever I want to know what time it is in the wee hours of the morning, I call a random number.
By the second or third call, they can tutor me as to what time it is.
Then I say thank you.
It's a courtesy on my part, I know, because then we both know the time.
I'm good like that.

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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/26/2013 3:13:51 PM   
slavekate80


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Status: offline 		My (non)favorite phone WTF was when some guy gave out a number to a bunch of girls at a club that was either accidentally wrong or, more likely, fake, since they all got the same wrong number. The problem was that the fake number was my real one, so I got lots of phone calls in the wee hours of the night looking for him. I know it wasn't a prank on me because I had no idea who the man was. My co-workers wouldn't bother, my ex didn't have my current number, and my brother was still in high school.

I had to set up a new mode for my phone to receive only whitelisted numbers when I went to bed, so I could still get emergency calls from friends or relatives but numbers I didn't recognize would go straight to voice mail.

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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/28/2013 9:54:12 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Nice red head, but couldnt she take the trash out before she took the picture?




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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/28/2013 11:48:11 PM   
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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/29/2013 12:05:52 AM   
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Nice red head, but couldnt she take the trash out before she took the picture?





I agree with you but i guess the photographer was too busy looking at something else to even notice the trashbag...

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RE: The new WTF rant thread. - 7/29/2013 5:57:22 PM   
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I agree with you but i guess the photographer was too busy looking at something else to even notice the trashbag...


You mean that little pyramid on the cart? I think they must be Masons or something...

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