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:0) - 7/17/2013 1:34:21 AM

modestinterest

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Hi!!!
I'm new to collar me but have been on other sites. Just thought I'd say hello, I'm submissive and sarcastic, an oxymoron you might think but it's all in fun. Please say hello.

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RE: :0) - 7/17/2013 3:37:59 AM

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RE: :0) - 7/17/2013 6:22:35 AM

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RE: :0) - 7/17/2013 6:27:22 AM

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99.9% of the submissives that post on this forum seem to be sarcastic... Make of that what you will.

Welcome, enjoy the forum.

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RE: :0) - 7/17/2013 3:37:40 PM

modestinterest

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maybe it's a necessary prerequisite defense against know it all Doms?

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RE: :0) - 7/17/2013 3:43:10 PM

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Probably. Hello and welcome. Now go sit in the corner.

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RE: :0) - 7/18/2013 12:18:40 AM

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tut... sigh... already?

fine!!!

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RE: :0) - 7/18/2013 4:02:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: modestinterest

maybe it's a necessary prerequisite defense against know it all Doms?

There is no such thing as a know-it-all Dom. We Doms are all infinitely wise and helpful. We even thoughtfully help little old ladies across the street when we're not beating the snot out of a hapless sub.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: :0) - 7/18/2013 7:16:59 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: modestinterest

maybe it's a necessary prerequisite defense against know it all Doms?

There is no such thing as a know-it-all Dom. We Doms are all infinitely wise and helpful. We even thoughtfully help little old ladies across the street when we're not beating the snot out of a hapless sub.

We're kinda like the Boy Scouts that way. Except we only have one merit badge. Knot tying. And don't ask what we do with the neckerchief, either.

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RE: :0) - 7/18/2013 2:16:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: modestinterest

maybe it's a necessary prerequisite defense against know it all Doms?

There is no such thing as a know-it-all Dom. We Doms are all infinitely wise and helpful. We even thoughtfully help little old ladies across the street when we're not beating the snot out of a hapless sub.

We're kinda like the Boy Scouts that way. Except we only have one merit badge. Knot tying. And don't ask what we do with the neckerchief, either.

hmmm so now you're trying to convince me you all wear short trousers and a like scrubbing old bangers.... Isn't that what us subs are meant to do? dress up in strange outfits and attend Dominants?

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RE: :0) - 7/18/2013 2:24:03 PM

MasterCaneman

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quote:

ORIGINAL: modestinterest

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: modestinterest

maybe it's a necessary prerequisite defense against know it all Doms?

There is no such thing as a know-it-all Dom. We Doms are all infinitely wise and helpful. We even thoughtfully help little old ladies across the street when we're not beating the snot out of a hapless sub.

We're kinda like the Boy Scouts that way. Except we only have one merit badge. Knot tying. And don't ask what we do with the neckerchief, either.

hmmm so now you're trying to convince me you all wear short trousers and a like scrubbing old bangers.... Isn't that what us subs are meant to do? dress up in strange outfits and attend Dominants?

That is true, but some of us Dominants occasionally decide to dress oddly to puzzle subs. Also, leather gets hot (and not in a good way) when it's 90 degrees with 90% humidity. You think that's bad, you should see me when I become Tinkles, the Sadistic Clown. It's a scream, in more ways that one!

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RE: :0) - 7/19/2013 5:46:20 AM

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"I know I need to be spanked by lots of frogs before I find my prince" great line from your profile.

Welcome aboard. Lovely avatar.

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RE: :0) - 7/19/2013 6:09:23 AM

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Hello.

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RE: :0) - 7/22/2013 11:21:18 AM

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very kind thank you x

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RE: :0) - 7/22/2013 4:37:53 PM

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RE: :0) - 7/22/2013 6:07:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: modestinterest
I'm submissive and sarcastic, an oxymoron you might think.

LOLOL... No, I wouldn't think that... nor would any other regular here :)

Trust me on this. We have PLENTY of subs who can drag out the sarcastic with the right provocation. You'll fit right in.

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RE: :0) - 7/22/2013 8:17:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: modestinterest

Hi!!!
I'm new to collar me but have been on other sites. Just thought I'd say hello, I'm submissive and sarcastic, an oxymoron you might think but it's all in fun. Please say hello.

Sarcastic? I like you already!

Welcome to the boards.

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RE: :0) - 7/25/2013 9:12:54 AM

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Kindness and me........Hey!

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