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garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 2:36:33 AM)

Where should it be [:(].

I was just acting up & seeking attention! (Stamps foot petulantly [:(]).




metamorfosis -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 2:44:32 AM)

Not that it makes a whole hell of a lot of difference, but they're probably right about favoritism.

Pam




DarkSteven -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 4:17:17 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: garyFLR

MasterC,

WHY DOES EVERYBODY IGNORE ME & MY POSTINGS ON CM!!!?

YOU'RE ALL FAKES & FLAKES & I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!

I'm spinning round the room like a mad thing, furiously 'flipping bird' into a mobile phone camera!

Anyone wanna row? Bring it on [:D][:D]!!!


Ignores Gary




tazzygirl -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 4:17:42 AM)

Who are you again?




Missdressed -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 4:24:00 AM)

[image]http://www.vidalocatattoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/victor-meldrew.jpg[/image]

That's Gary. [:D]




garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 4:28:57 AM)

Thanks guys, the photo of Victor Meldrew is completely apposite [:D].

I'm in a filthy mood now!!




Bstardsbitch1 -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 4:33:54 AM)

Gary, who let you out?
[:D]




garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 6:44:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Bstardsbitch1

Gary, who let you out?
[:D]


Hi BB! I've escaped my minders, they're after me [:D]!

They'll never get me alive!!




MasterCaneman -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 7:31:24 AM)

Gary, while it was a good effort, I'm afraid that you haven't met all the parameters for being in the running. Loosely, you have to be either a brand-new member who suddenly discovers that he or she isn't on the Intro forums and everyone stops being nice when they say something stupid, offensive, insane, or physically/mentally/legally possible. The second parameter is a member who's been on CM for years, but only has a handful of postings that usually fall into the above laundry list, and the third is an poster who should know better and suffers a temporary loss of sanity and decorum over something trivial.

Since up til now your posting have tended to fall on the sane, practical, and do-able side, I'm afraid the committee will have to remove your entry from contention. While it was a nice effort, it clearly showed intent and knowledge of the prize, the coveted Golden Pacifier.




garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 7:59:42 AM)

Hi masterC [:D]!

I was wondering when you'd turn up!

Aah, The Golden Pacifier [:)]!

Actually, I think you'll find my entry is covered by your third category of inclusion :- 'Temporary insanity, & loss of decorum over an extremely trivial matter'.

I sincerely hope you will reconsider my entry [:D].







Hillwilliam -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 8:03:38 AM)

You could always go for this.


[image]local://upfiles/664494/D18D24EA024149329660AE0DC92C04F5.jpg[/image]




garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 8:25:58 AM)

The above is BRILLIANT!




theshytype -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 8:41:10 AM)

I'll have a go...


Dear Whores,

This isn't a flounce, merely an observation on how rude you all are. It seems to me you all get butthurt because I'm not perfect like all of you.  Go ahead, delete my post.  Ban me!  I didn't come here to be attacked. I didn't know there were rules, thought they were more like guidelines.  I'll just go somewhere where I'm appreciated and where they actually WANT to hear different opinions, which you all are incapable of.  This community used to be so much better but now is such a waste of my time.  I thought this community was more understanding.  You know nothing about me.  Having social anxiety, it takes me a lot to open up.  Thank you to those that  were nice in their responses.   I'm out of here. Have a nice life in your mother's basement with your 20 cats.  Bye. 



(I realize I'm missing a few, but there's gotta be a bingo in there somewhere. And if I recall correctly, I think there may have been a flounce very similar to this in the past).




Hillwilliam -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 8:44:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: garyFLR

The above is BRILLIANT!

Feel free to steal it.

I did.




TNDommeK -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 8:56:04 AM)

HAAAAA! Social anxiety and 40 cats! Perrrrrrfect.

ETA: welcome back Pam.




MasterCaneman -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 8:58:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: theshytype

I'll have a go...


Dear Whores,

This isn't a flounce, merely an observation on how rude you all are. It seems to me you all get butthurt because I'm not perfect like all of you.  Go ahead, delete my post.  Ban me!  I didn't come here to be attacked. I didn't know there were rules, thought they were more like guidelines.  I'll just go somewhere where I'm appreciated and where they actually WANT to hear different opinions, which you all are incapable of.  This community used to be so much better but now is such a waste of my time.  I thought this community was more understanding.  You know nothing about me.  Having social anxiety, it takes me a lot to open up.  Thank you to those that  were nice in their responses.   I'm out of here. Have a nice life in your mother's basement with your 20 cats.  Bye. 



(I realize I'm missing a few, but there's gotta be a bingo in there somewhere. And if I recall correctly, I think there may have been a flounce very similar to this in the past).

Now a post like that is a definite contender. Only thing missing is a veiled reference to another poster or interest to make it a 10/10. And the inclusion of "I am forwarding this entire thread to the proper authorities for possible criminal prosecution". I actually had that one come up on the firearms board I modded for a painfully short time.




garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 9:36:36 AM)

Shytype has certainly pushed the boundaries, I cannot hope to compete [:D].

Well the gangs all here, now Lady K has arrived!

The angst is strong in us!




DaddySatyr -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 9:47:26 AM)

I've been around here a few trips around the sun and I think you guys are missing a few elements to a good flounce ...

quote:



I CAME HERE BECAUSE IM NEW AND I NEEDED TO ASK A QUESTION. I DIDNT REALIZE THAT POSTING MY EXTERNAL WEBSITE WAS ADVERTISING SINCE MY QUESTION HAD TO DO WITH MY WEBSITE U PEOPLE CHOSE TO ATTACK ME AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DUMB CUNT AND I THINK THAT MAYBE SOME OF YOU SHOULD TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR. I DON'T GO AROUND TAKING PEOPLES' MONEY OR ABUSING THEM TO THE POINT THAT IT LEAVES MARKS. IM A GOOD PERSON AND YOU PEOPLE ARE DRIVING GOOD PEOPLE AWAY FROM THIS SITE. I HOPE THE MODERATORS TAKE DOWN MY PROFILE BECAUSE I CAN'T I KEEP CANCELLING IT BUT ITS STILL THERE ALL OF YOU ARE MEAN AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ALL I WANTED WAS FOR PEOPLE TO TELL ME THAT I WAS DOING THE RIGHT THING YOUR ALL BENEATH ME IF ANY OF YOU HAD A CLUE ABOUT HOW CIVILIZED PEOPLE BEHAVED UD BE ASHAMED OF URSELF IM DONE WITH ALL OF U FUCK OFF!!!



I think that's a bit more like it.



Peace and comfort,



Michael




garyFLR -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 9:54:32 AM)

DaddyS!! Welcome! This is like a party on my laptop :-D!

I'm so happy!




Hillwilliam -> RE: Going For The Flounce Award. (7/18/2013 9:57:53 AM)

A friend on FET made this for me.

[image]local://upfiles/664494/D7C7CEDB802E4EA4AC4D2EE96ED5D921.jpg[/image]




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