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From the HNG files. - 7/24/2013 9:43:04 PM   
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This just in from official academia. There was a long term 2 week study by the New England Journal of Kinky, Sexual Fun Pleasure and in that exhaustive study, they determined that for all kinky sub females who want some kinky sexual fun living in New England, you will only find satisfaction and such that you will really get-off with it, is with those also from New England.

Because scientists believe there in no way to conclusively confirm this phenomenon...that it must be in the water supply..the only universally consumed agent that could possibly be responsible.

Tests have shown a high level of aphrodisiac incoming and some traces of potassium nitrate...outgoing. Thus all of those submissive fems, er...females so inclined inside New England are hot, sexy and kinky and all are ready to rock but those men some inside and all of those outside New England will have continuing episodes of 'soft peter.' This study tends to reinforce but not yet by any means confirm that all doms and HNG's from outside N.E. are wimpy impotents.

The latest news outside N.E. is that civil society has all but broken down and there isn't a back bone or a stiff cock to be found...anywhere. Authorities have issued an official warning...don't go out there...you won't like what you see.

So you will no longer protesteth too much. First, none from now on shouldn't even need to ask you to relocate (we already know the water is bad out here...hey ?) Second, as for real time, with only a little warning, the real HNG will go almost anywhere just about anytime...they want.
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