When the New York Times and Guardian said......

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mnottertail -> When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:15:15 PM)
FUCK A LOCAL GIRL Over 10 million Girls in your area seeking sex!!!! The headline called to an ancient urge in my soul and loins... But I had to flat out take a piss like a racehorse, so the little vaginas would have to wait, they would. Well, having some trouble urinating with a MacGuyver tool protruding from my pelvis... I had to think of bricks.....no; better yet; statistics... So, upon my return I do a little googleing at census data...age indifferent (I know but let me finish) There ain't 10 million women alive in any state that could be seriously contemplating fucking me... One would have to gather up several states lying athwart and only peripherally consider a utile working definition of 'local'......... My question is, where are these fuckin' women? Ghana?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:16:43 PM)
No comment...lol...might get me in trouble, and get a spanking...[:D]

crouchingtigress -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:19:56 PM)
What about if you count all the ones with multiple personalitys???

crouchingtigress -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:21:08 PM)
You dont want a spanking????Oh yeah like that is ever a motivation for you cuddles!...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m26.gif[/image]

enigmabrat -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:23:11 PM)
::tries to answer but she cant breath though her giggles""

KennelDeSade2 -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:25:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail FUCK A LOCAL GIRL Over 10 million Girls in your area seeking sex!!!! What I find interesting is that I have seen a few of the "local girls" on various pic sites from years ago. How do I know? Because I have a few hundred pics of girls that caught my eye saved from sites like Yafro before it got sleezy, and the like. I find it amazing coincidence to find they are just miles from me, and don't seem to have aged a day since the same picture was taken all that time ago. And, even in the same pose. How remarkable!

cuddleheart50 -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:26:51 PM)
I would love a spanking, I was being sarcastic in my little bratty way..[:D]

crouchingtigress -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:33:54 PM)
Assume the possition cuddles...[sm=crop.gif]..... quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 I would love a spanking, I was being sarcastic in my little bratty way..[:D]

cuddleheart50 -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:35:28 PM)
Hmmm, I've never been spanked by a woman before...very intersting...lol

crouchingtigress -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:42:42 PM)
all butts loook the same to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! on a more serious note,...why would this thread get moved?...i cant imagine why.....

cuddleheart50 -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 5:45:29 PM)
I cant imagine why it would be moved either, its not like it not a serious topic!!! Boy, I am so full of crap this evening..lol

missturbation -> RE: When the New York Times and Guardian said...... (6/28/2006 6:53:50 PM)
Its got to be the mpd thing. At last count i had at least 20.

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