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Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/17/2013 5:18:28 PM   
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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/17/2013 5:19:05 PM   
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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/17/2013 5:28:28 PM   
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipp-Ex

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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/17/2013 5:33:36 PM   
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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/19/2013 4:07:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

What is tippex?


It's a liquid eraser from a time when people still used typewriters.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees when they're being hunted. Boom boom!


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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/19/2013 4:11:26 AM   
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Why do women get married in white?

All household appliances come in white !

Only joking Ladies :(.

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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/19/2013 4:14:42 AM   
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They're walking down Oxford Street, one turns to the other & says:

'It's a bit quiet for a Saturday night'.

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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/25/2013 6:12:07 PM   
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RE: Rubbish Jokes ! - 8/26/2013 12:53:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissBenson

PfffFFFFFFTT !!


Oh come on, not even a little giggle ?

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