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Aileen68 -> Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 5:50:02 AM)

Let's screw with his head a bit.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:10:31 AM)

Fuck ya'll.... there now that I'm getting attention, I just finished my bender no mroe then....woah..an hour ago. I guess i'm more of a lush then I thought.

And dammit aileen, now I keep freaking out over mountian dew radioactive urine.



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:13:39 AM)

Well we all know that you're an attention whore.
And what's the drink of choice? 
I was downing margaritas last night.  They kind of remind me of piss too.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:17:23 AM)

oh the stories I can tell....I think i'm banned from some little casino bar...the Tuscany? some shit like that, I kinda poured out a mojito on the bartop cause the motherfucker there dosent seem to understand the meaning of "anything but white rum".

Dunno what hes so pissed about, it wasent like I broke the glass on his head...taht kinda came a littler later when we decided to drink at a house instead.



justheather -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:18:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Well we all know that you're an attention whore.
And what's the drink of choice? 
I was downing margaritas last night.  They kind of remind me of piss too.

You might want to consider having someone else mix your 'ritas, then.
Of course, some people like the taste of piss.

Im having a lovely glass of chilean red before heading off to the Land of Nod (you know, taking a trip down the pajamazon river...)
...working all night long means you dont have to feel guilty for drinking wine at nine am.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:20:14 AM)

and margaritas...well..yeah, I guess...I swear i'm a fuckup when it comes to "margaritas" I turn into some fuckin fratboy and start wanting to have all these pussy drinks when I have tequila in my sights...I eman...Senor Cuervo plus some orange soda and ice in a blender is tasty....but I feel like such a joke when i'm drinking it.

My bro will prolly like that shit....thought Marines knew how to drink..peh.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:23:05 AM)

Wine....another fuckup...here I am, I know about all this shit...guess what I drink? fucking cheap ass Lambrusco...but hey, nothing goes better with italian...well, red italian....

and if you can count one of those stoffer big ass lasagna family things italian...I dont but, fuck, i'm hungry.



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:23:26 AM)

I'm not a huge margarita fan.  It was either drink that or just drink tequilla shots.
The latter would have given me a bitch of a hangover.  So I opted for the feel good the next morning option.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:25:48 AM)

.....hey i forget...what the rule about liqour and beer?...is there such a thing?



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:25:50 AM)

Oh man...after the bars closed at three a.m. there would be a long line at the Burger Express.
Everybody would be there getting big greasy taylor ham and cheese sandwiches smothered in ketchup.
Or at the diner getting a big hunk of cheesecake.



LaTigresse -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:26:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Wine....another fuckup...here I am, I know about all this shit...guess what I drink? fucking cheap ass Lambrusco...but hey, nothing goes better with italian...well, red italian....

and if you can count one of those stoffer big ass lasagna family things italian...I dont but, fuck, i'm hungry.


Lambrusco.......BLECK!!!!

That is like Koolaid...........bleck bleck BLECK!!!



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:27:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

.....hey i forget...what the rule about liqour and beer?...is there such a thing?


I think it's something like beer and wine and feel just fine.
Beer and liqour get sick quicker.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:28:26 AM)

and here I am eating this slop....I need meat.

Oh fuck.... now I got the other guys chanting it. I fucking told them not to do fucking pickle races at the guys house so we can have some burgers but nooooo...stupid fucks.



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:30:18 AM)

What the hell are pickle races?  Do I want to know?  Sounds sexual.
I've seen turtle races.  My speedster almost won.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:33:44 AM)

Pickle races are ussualy when you eat at a mcdonalds or burger king orf whatever thing like that...you take those pickle slices and have them slide down the window, and whoever's pickle reaches the bottom first wins....course you gotta get a really slick pickle for it so gotta get plenty of ketchup and mustard on those fuckers.

Now if I had been talking about sword fights or atamoic situps well...yeah then youd be right...sometimes hanging with jocks is just so gay...



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:36:22 AM)

You've got to keep the pickle on the burger.  That's what makes them so yummy.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:41:22 AM)

Well damn I wanted some late night burgers too, but these guys kept on playing with those long cuts of pickles on this guy's backdoor and eventually we got kicked out, I was enjoying a nice honybrown and here are my friends witht hier private casino, putting bets ont he races, punching each other and aurguing whose pickle belongs to who...I mean, its not like theres more then one color you know? they/ we? made that door look like the chainsaw massacre.

I dident do shit...honost...



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:42:36 AM)

Then where's your friggin halo?  Benji has one.



Rumtiger -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:45:23 AM)

tahts not a halo, tahts a continous stream of piss rotating at a rapid pace....

and okay...I hit a guy who pushed me....with a big glass mug full of beer.



Aileen68 -> RE: Rumtiger's Drunk!!!! (7/1/2006 6:48:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

tahts not a halo, tahts a continous stream of piss rotating at a rapid pace....

and okay...I hit a guy who pushed me....with a big glass mug full of beer.


That is one talented doggie.
Never never never waste a full beer on an idiot.  Hit him with an empty mug.



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