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LookieNoNookie -> I think I want, before I die.... (10/14/2013 7:23:19 PM)

Some kind of really amazing sex that fucks my brain up so badly, in a permanent state, when I get old and really fucked up....that I just don't give a shit anymore.

(I'm actually somewhat flexible on when it happens. Now would work for me....shortly....by Friday would also work.....as I said....I'm flexible on this.....).




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I think I want, before I die.... (10/14/2013 9:40:26 PM)

This is great news! Your wishful lament means you have not yet had this life-altering sex and it's out there for you to look forward to. Think how grim your future would be if you were already done and past that, at the tender age of 54.




TigressLily -> RE: I think I want, before I die.... (10/15/2013 12:41:05 AM)


There are no shortcuts, young Jedi Knight.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Some kind of really amazing sex that fucks my brain up so badly, in a permanent state, when I get old and really fucked up....that I just don't give a shit anymore.

(I'm actually somewhat flexible on when it happens. Now would work for me....shortly....by Friday would also work.....as I said....I'm flexible on this.....).


You have to fall madly in love before you can experience the amazing, mind-altering, life-changing sex of which you speak.

I don't think this will happen by Friday, so . . . May the Force be with you.




PyrotheClown -> RE: I think I want, before I die.... (10/15/2013 6:34:25 AM)

this reminds me of a short discussion I had with a friend while watching a bond film
Can't remember which one exactly,one of the newer..ish...ones
a fellow gets assassinated whilest fucking some "Russian spy"gal mid peak(I think fer something like a key or what not,the gal coulda just shot him while he undressed or some'n,but the script said differently)
A
n
y way,my buddy says something stupid like"damn,that sucks"
And I look at him and respond"how,I'd take dieing while ejaculating over dieing with a noose tube and shit in my man dress anyday"




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