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DesFIP -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/22/2013 9:23:09 PM)
I find it hysterical when a guy who can't get laid goes around telling all of us in long term relationships what we're doing wrong. I'd hope that this dude might have learned something, but I really doubt he's capable of so doing. On the plus side of that, I can't imagine any woman being dumb enough to get involved with him, or stay involved with him very long at all.

lizi -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/22/2013 9:45:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I find it hysterical when a guy who can't get laid goes around telling all of us in long term relationships what we're doing wrong. I'd hope that this dude might have learned something, but I really doubt he's capable of so doing. On the plus side of that, I can't imagine any woman being dumb enough to get involved with him, or stay involved with him very long at all. Oh I don't know, after all he does have up a penis picture. You know how women can't resist a penis picture. The picture might blind her to his lack of actual knowledge. I have to say, it always amazes me that men still think penis pictures are the way to go. Even mainstream media has had coverage on how much women dislike unsolicited penis pictures. I know I've seen it repeatedly, how is it that so very many men seem to have missed something that should at this point be common knowledge?

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/22/2013 10:56:30 PM)
They haven't missed anything. They're just so enamored with their own boy-parts, that they think their's will be the exception to the rule. It's not just any old penis, after all, it's their super-duper one.

DesFIP -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/23/2013 5:56:14 PM)
And of course, he's above the TOS. He has his phone number listed in his profile. How many reports does it take to trigger the automatic system?

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/23/2013 6:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders They haven't missed anything. They're just so enamored with their own boy-parts, that they think their's will be the exception to the rule. It's not just any old penis, after all, it's their super-duper one. He's got it in living color on his profile (along with offsite email and phone number). It ain't about much and it certainly would NOT qualify for either 'super' or 'duper'. 'Super duper' is completely out of the equation. As an aside, WHY do guys burrow into their pubic hair grabbing the base of their penis for pictures? Is it supposed to make it look bigger or something? Sheesh, all that shows me is it can't stand up on its own.

LadyAnne68 -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/23/2013 7:29:47 PM)
"it can't stand up on its own." That's sooooo funny!

SeekingTrinity -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/23/2013 7:33:53 PM)
I'm thinking that it might be a prevailing thought that if the mighty beast doesn't tower over the grass and scrub, you cannot see how mighty the beast really is. In the case of "look at meeeeee" penis pictures...perhaps the beast should squish itself down into the scrub. Because in all reality, the beast wasn't all that impressive or mighty at all [&o]

MasterCaneman -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/23/2013 10:06:51 PM)
I go away for a couple of days and missed this one? Damn...

TNDommeK -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 5:36:47 AM)
See what happens!

BurntKitty -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 11:26:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity I'm thinking that it might be a prevailing thought that if the mighty beast doesn't tower over the grass and scrub, you cannot see how mighty the beast really is. It just makes me want to use a machete & flamethrower to clear the jungle foliage.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 11:31:04 AM)
~fr Am I the only one who hears the line "I'm Buck, and I'm here to fuck" from one of the Kill Bill movies every time I see this damned thread title?!

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 11:32:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty quote: ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity I'm thinking that it might be a prevailing thought that if the mighty beast doesn't tower over the grass and scrub, you cannot see how mighty the beast really is. It just makes me want to use a machete & flamethrower to clear the jungle foliage. [>:] Yeah, that's another thing. [>:] Manscaping, ever heard of it?! For Gawd's sake, gentlemen, trim your damn shrub! Not into monkey balls!! I REALLY don't want an involuntary flossing should I choose to put my face near there. [:'(] Nice side effect: makes the mister look more significant every time! Isn't that the point of the hand-grabbing/squeeze?

OsideGirl -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 11:36:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 ~fr Am I the only one who hears the line "I'm Buck, and I'm here to fuck" from one of the Kill Bill movies every time I see this damned thread title?! I've been biting my tongue over that since I saw the very first post. [image]http://samuelbrownarthistory.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/162352.jpg[/image]

needlesandpins -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 12:20:00 PM)
hi, my name is needles and i'm a switchie contaminant along with DrG and we've been indecisive for 5 years now. I have to admit that we have been struggling all along with who should be the sub and who should be in charge all this time. it's gets most confusing when we play. if only we'd known there was a one twroo way and that we just had to pick a side and stick to it our lives would have been so simple. although..... hang on a moment.... fuck that! we actually like being switches. it's great fun getting to have it all instead of sticking rigidly to one thing. how dare you tell anyone that you think they are wrong for how they are. so it doesn't suit what you want? big deal. there are lots of things about people that don't suit MY LIFESTYLE but i'm not going to tell them they are wrong for being the people they are, or that their choices aren't valid. you are entitled to be who you are, and to have your views, but they are bigoted, small minded, arrogant and ignorant when imposed on other people. so this is needles, a happy switch who gets to do all the hurty, dirty, firthy, nasty, perverted, and kinky stuff that you sit home alone fantasising about. it seems to be working better in my favour than yours Buck. needles

jlf1961 -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 1:02:00 PM)
How did this person actually escape from Akron, I thought the security keeping people there was better.

needlesandpins -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 1:06:10 PM)
during shift hand over. the water boiler gets noisy as it tries to re-boil after all those cuppas. it's tough sometimes ya know. needles

littleone14 -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 3:11:42 PM)
I'm coming to the party late, but out of morbid curiosity I went to check out his profile. It says profile not found......

KYsissy -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 5:14:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 ~fr Am I the only one who hears the line "I'm Buck, and I'm here to fuck" from one of the Kill Bill movies every time I see this damned thread title?! ROTF. TEARS!!!!

Lynnxz -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 5:20:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 ~fr Am I the only one who hears the line "I'm Buck, and I'm here to fuck" from one of the Kill Bill movies every time I see this damned thread title?! Omfg yes. He emailed me on the other side too, charming guy, really.

sheisreeds -> RE: Hello! I'm Buck from Akron Ohio. (10/24/2013 5:39:16 PM)
I want some new forums here at CM - The True Dom - Switches and other Contaminants - The True Dom and No Limits Love Connection Seriously I think the Love Connection could solve so many problems, this poor lonely souls can find each other. True, the No Limits "slaves" tend to be male, but since they're no limits that's easily fixed by surgery and hormones.

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