Mercnbeth
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These are real stories from the news. Please remember I only report them, I don't condone them, put I couldn't resist some smart ass remarks. They all appeared in a newpaper so I'll assume even the "puppy play" story will be okay for CollarMe. Story #1 Ready for the vacation from hell? Croatia may reopen its most notorious communist-era prison to paying tourists who want to re-enact the life of a political prisoner — including hard labor, stale food and nights in solitary confinement. "Of course, unlike real prisoners, nobody would be tortured, (DAMN!!!) " said Josip Modric, who's planning the project at the old Goli Otok prison. Story #2 A New Zealand mom is breast-feeding her bull terrier puppy, Honey Boy, because she believes if she does, he'll protect her baby daughter as they grow up together. (YEAH RIGHT!) "He drinks more than the baby," said Kura Tumanako of Hastings. "It doesn't hurt, but it's a little bit ticklish." Story #3 A farmer is suing a pig breeder — claiming the 220-pound, prize-winning pedigree boar he sold him was gay. "It's a disgrace. All he was interested in was other male pigs, (Sounds like he's jealous) " Galen Dobrev testified in a Shumen, Bulgaria, courtroom. He added that when fellow farmers learned the truth, it was impossible to unload the boar — so he ended up turning him into sausages. Bill Hoffmann, Wire Services
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