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Blonderfluff -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/15/2013 7:00:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Double mother fucker!!! I just moved AWAY from DC and it's number 2!!!!



The only surprising part about DC being at number 2 is the thought that the biggest dicks in the country aren't in the capital.

Sure could have fooled me.

That's awesome!!![sm=agree.gif]




Ilyrium -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/16/2013 12:15:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS
Darling, the info in your link is BULLSHIT...My husband has small hands and small feet, he's also a short man...and his is FAR above normal size.


Heh heh ... I can tell you didn't read the article (nor the scientific paper).

It's not the SIZE of the hands, but the ratio of certain fingers.
The science is really all about TESTOSTERONE.
In the womb, to be clear.

It just happens to translate to other things, outside the womb, because, well, because Testosterone is one of the most powerful chemicals on the planet.




Ilyrium -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/16/2013 12:21:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS
MOST men are just DYING to show theirs off

This is very true.
I don't think I've had too many women ask to see mine, but, if they did, in the flesh, I'd be proud to show it off. I would agree with you that I suspect most men would be just as proud, even if theirs isn't huge.

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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS
You do realize THE MANUFACTURER'S STATISTICS ACTUALLY DON'T PROVE A THING.

Trust me. I've tried to buy condoms in California and most don't fit. They're vastly too small. Even the Magnums are too small (but at least they fit). The Magnum XL are the only ones that fit comfortably. I once took a girlfriend to Asia, and I didn't think about it beforehand, and wouldn't you know it. In Asia, you can't find a large or XL condom. They just don't sell them (at least in the three countries I tried to buy 'em in).

So, the moral of that story is plan ahead!

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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS
I'm glad you guys are having fun with this thread. I really didn't think it would get much notice.

There's not much out there, not that all the good threads are locked.




Ilyrium -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/16/2013 12:26:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists
I might need to stay away from Asian women! I would scare them


The Asian women sometimes go wide eyed when they see a decently sized penis. I've had one count with her fists, one, two, three, oh my! She was so surprised.

One thing you have to think about if you're going to be with Asian women, which is that they tend to be small, so, you can't really do forceful thrusting with the petite ones, at least not without a good half hour or more of slow penetration, and even then, you can't get it fully in ever. It's just the way it is and you have to accept it.

(I won't even discuss the fake moaning that the Asian women tend to overdue like a really bad drama.)




MercTech -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 9:31:32 AM)

Good humor, but I question the statistical universe used. Would this be better termed a ranking of the most penis infatuated areas as they are the ones willing to pay for custom fitted condoms instead of doing the fit themselves? <devil's advocate stirring the pot with a huge spoon>

Of course, no one has a penile fixation like asian pop culture.

http://blog.dramafever.com/2013/06/photos-stay-safe-by-visiting-condomania-in-seoul/




sunshinemiss -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 1:56:21 PM)


Trust me. I've tried to buy condoms in California and most don't fit. They're vastly too small. Even the Magnums are too small (but at least they fit). The Magnum XL are the only ones that fit comfortably. I once took a girlfriend to Asia, and I didn't think about it beforehand, and wouldn't you know it. In Asia, you can't find a large or XL condom. They just don't sell them (at least in the three countries I tried to buy 'em ...


Hello,

No... and here in Asia they have plastic things that are like thick sleeves that men put over their business in order to make themselves bigger. They sell them in vending machines at the love motels.

signed,
Celibate sunshine in Seoul




sunshinemiss -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 2:10:38 PM)

I was flirting with a man once who whispered his size in my ear. I nearly had a heart attack... until I realized he was using metric...




Blonderfluff -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 2:18:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I was flirting with a man once who whispered his size in my ear. I nearly had a heart attack... until I realized he was using metric...

Choked on my tea when I read this. [:)]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 3:52:20 PM)

Sunny Quote of the day
goes to
ME!
at the request of Spirited Sub
for
I was flirting with a man once
who whispered his size in my ear.

I nearly had a heart attack...
until I realized he was using
metric...
[sm=jerry.gif]




http://www.collarchat.com/m_4586599/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm#4590028




KnightofMists -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 3:53:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Sunny Quote of the day
goes to
ME!
at the request of Spirited Sub
for
I was flirting with a man once
who whispered his size in my ear.

I nearly had a heart attack...
until I realized he was using
metric...
[sm=jerry.gif]






http://www.collarchat.com/m_4586599/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm#4590028


I couldn't agree more.... Lmao.... That was funny.




KnightofMists -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 3:59:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

........

signed,
Celibate sunshine in Seoul



Um your in Korea where they average size bottoms out on the international stage.... Hell. At their size you might of missed a penetration or two! No wonderful you consider yourself celibate!...

Just saying. ;)




shivermetimbers -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 4:52:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kdsub

Will I live in St. Louis... But I can't brag... Because I'm the reason we are number 10 instead of number one.

Butch

LOL, when I saw the list, I was thinking California benefitted from me moving to PA.




fucktoyprincess -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/20/2013 5:04:02 PM)

This explains so much about Sarah Palin…...[:D]




shiftyw -> RE: Custom-fitted condom manufacturer finds penis size varies by state (11/21/2013 10:31:27 AM)

Fr- Just moved back to NH from a three year absence. [:D]




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