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Lucylastic -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 10:08:49 AM)
^^^^Agree, altho there ia another version too with dinos AND unicorns, that is cute

Zonie63 -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 11:49:56 AM)
I always like this Noah's Ark parody cartoon: [image]http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2012/11/wpid-Photo-Nov-23-2012-1039-AM.jpg[/image]

Lucylastic -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 11:56:32 AM)
Lol

joether -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 1:40:13 PM)
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Paladin9 -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 4:56:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: playfulotter I have heard a few jokes like that before. I believe the whole Noah's ark story is like a fairy tale so draw your own conclusions......I do remember a funny cartoon I copied from someone..perhaps from a profile here on collarme....Thanks to whoever I copied it from. [image]local://upfiles/134739/A0079183B068485A97C015346C3C831C.jpg[/image] LMAO

RomanticRebel -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 5:23:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Moses got the burning bush. Umm... Biblical herpes?

graceadieu -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 9:36:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman So, the question about the arc was just a tangent about some kind of sine? Har har har.

MasterCaneman -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 9:47:49 PM)
At least someone got it.

tweakabelle -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/19/2013 11:56:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi A train crashes right on the border between the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Ask ~~moses~~Noah

MercTech -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/20/2013 10:25:32 AM)
Admiral: "Verbatim compliance to written procedure is a moral imperative." CPO: "Sir, where are the stone tablets that the burning bush gave us our procedures on?" The thread reminded me of a conversation overheard in the Navy... <giggle>

GotSteel -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/20/2013 4:25:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder Ok, I'm going to be a partypooper. The story of Noah was most likely a localized flood in the fertile valley of Mesopotamia and Noah was most likely a farmer or some such who knew the signs of storms, floods, droughts, etc.... But because the rest of the world was unknown to them, to them it was a cataclysmic worldwide flood. To them, their area WAS the world. This is what's known as a deepity, to the extent it would be profound it's false and to the extent it could be true it's trivial.

playfulotter -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/20/2013 6:11:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Zonie63 I always like this Noah's Ark parody cartoon: [image]http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2012/11/wpid-Photo-Nov-23-2012-1039-AM.jpg[/image] Oh, I remember that one...great one by Larson..I have the two books that have his complete works and will have to look it up again and others...Thanks for reminding me!

Kirata -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/20/2013 6:51:44 PM)
[image]http://www.webdonuts.com/comics/2009-11-25-noahs-ark.jpg[/image] Happy Thanksgiving. [:)] K.

thishereboi -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/21/2013 5:59:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tweakabelle quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi A train crashes right on the border between the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Ask ~~moses~~Noah I would but they are dead, unlike the survivors of the train crash.

GotSteel -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/21/2013 2:23:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: tweakabelle Ask ~~moses~~Noah I would but they are dead... Or imaginary.

thishereboi -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/21/2013 3:52:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GotSteel quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: tweakabelle Ask ~~moses~~Noah I would but they are dead... Or imaginary. I know, you just couldn't help yourself right. [8\|]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/21/2013 5:19:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LittleGirlHeart * waits * 37. But that was after Noah gave him the go ahead.

MercTech -> RE: how many animals did god tell moses to put on the arc? (11/23/2013 12:06:20 PM)
Arc vs Ark Hmm, I'm reminded of a storm blowing in and the huge number of birds sitting on top of the St. Louis Arch

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