MasterCaneman -> RE: The Wisdom of a Dom (12/10/2013 9:44:03 AM)
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Funny story (now), I used to own a beat-to-shit Ford Econoline about twenty years ago I used for odds and ends work. There was some asshole who used to spray-paint "Rape Van" on the side at night. I had to keep a box of spray paint with me and spray it over every day for about a week until I got a game camera and caught the SOB. I kept the receipts for all the paint I had to buy, called the cops, showed them the pictures, they had a talk with him and told him to either pay me back or they'd have to take him to court. I got reimbursed, the dude moved out a month later (he lived a five houses down from me) and my van remained unsullied from then on. The first time it happened was the day I had to pick up a female co-worker, of course. We got strange looks until we got to work and I hid my van behind the building. Went out at lunchtime and bought a can and covered it up, and then the fun began. For him, anyway. RS, since you live in sunny Florida, I'd have thought a boat would work just as well. Nice, fancy cruiser, pick up some bikini-clad chick at a beach party, and motor away with your new prize. I've seen those parties, they don't carry much with 'em, not even a phone. Just a thought, y'know?
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