Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish?

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thracia -> Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/12/2014 1:28:13 AM)
Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish toy? “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections (sic), girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more,” he wrote to Gabby Chest, according to the Philadelphia Daily News. “That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.” �Swiss cheese pervert� is harassing women in Philadelphia: reports

peppermint -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/13/2014 8:22:26 AM)
A fetish is a non sexual object that arouses. Seems to me that Swiss cheese would fit this definition perfectly.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/13/2014 9:25:38 PM)
Do it if it makes you feel gouda, I always say.

shiftyw -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/14/2014 9:33:51 AM)
I was on the Philly OKC when he was limiting it to online dating sites. Literally half the 20-30 year olds in Philly on OKC had a "PLEASE DONT MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE A PERV INTO SWISS CHEESE!" on their profiles. And now he's amp'd it up to flashing and harassing in real life. I know its seems silly- but he seems to have no sense of appropriate boundaries- which I think is more sketchy than the fact it involves cheese.

MasterCaneman -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/16/2014 7:03:55 AM)
I'm just wondering when he shows up here, if he isn't already. By here, I mean the CM site overall, not just this MB.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/16/2014 7:53:06 AM)
Hopefully he'll get married in holey meltrimony someday.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/16/2014 7:59:26 AM)
I just Camembert the thought ......hopefully he won't Brie d

MasterCaneman -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/16/2014 10:30:41 PM)
He's bleu now, they nabbed him. Swiss Cheese Pervert Arrested!.

shiftyw -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/17/2014 1:39:48 PM)
I wonder if he has any cheddar saved up to make bail.

bowman20 -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/17/2014 11:16:55 PM)
i didnt know u could do that!! xD i guess anything weird that turn u on its a fetish!!

leonine -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/18/2014 3:39:58 AM)
My son eats a lot of Philadelphia cheese, I could put him right off it just by posting that link.

littlewonder -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/19/2014 10:04:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thracia Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish toy? “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections (sic), girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more,” he wrote to Gabby Chest, according to the Philadelphia Daily News. “That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.” �Swiss cheese pervert� is harassing women in Philadelphia: reports I actually know a woman who told me last week she was hit on by this guy when she had a personals ad on OkCupid. Creepy.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (1/19/2014 2:26:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman He's bleu now, they nabbed him. Swiss Cheese Pervert Arrested!. Thank goodness cheese logs across the country are safe once again.

MercTech -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (3/1/2014 9:16:19 AM)
Cream cheese and Nutella make excellent body paint for designs in sepia tones. And the cleanup can be very tasty. Now what to call the cheese fetish? Fromagaphilia?

LadyLilly -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (3/16/2014 6:35:52 PM)
Most interestingly amusing thread. I'm amused. And I love cheese.

cowerme -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (4/15/2014 2:18:19 PM)
Not sure if I believe this story, its full of holes.

slavemali -> RE: Since when has Swiss cheese been a fetish? (10/8/2015 1:51:35 PM)
well all sizes of men and there is all sizes of holes in the cheese, could be a great deal to the right fellows, looking for ...... a hole to lay up in for a day or two.

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