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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 12:52:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend

Yes, Blonderfluff. You are right. I did learn my lesson. The forum community is a lot different than the main site. I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk. I posted to have some fun on a lazy Sunday. People like ResidentSadist live to belittle others. I am accepting of all of you and your kinks and desires. There was no reason for anyone to be nasty. Enjoy your discussions.

Dude...you left yourself WIDE OPEN (figuratively if not exactly literally)
Next time, try being a bit subtle; introduce yourself, let us get to know you, (and you us) before pulling out your great big cock. (unless that's what you do in the real world to meet fun and interesting women?)
You'll find us a very accepting group when privates are not immediately thrown in our collective faces. :)

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 12:55:13 PM

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...........You'll find us a very accepting group when privates are not immediately thrown in our collective faces. :)

Nominated for Sunny's Quote of the Day!!

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:03:16 PM

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Wow. Was I rude or mean to anyone? Does dirty talk have to be taken so seriously? Aside from a couple nice welcoming posts here, I am sorry that I posted anything.

I can tell you that first impressions mean everything when it comes to looking for what you would like. Every man has a dick. There is no shortage of said dicks. If you truly want more, then lead out with that. I know more then one submissive/slave woman on this site who would blast you twenty times from Sunday for your opening statement.

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend

Yes, Blonderfluff. You are right. I did learn my lesson. The forum community is a lot different than the main site. I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk. I posted to have some fun on a lazy Sunday. People like ResidentSadist live to belittle others. I am accepting of all of you and your kinks and desires. There was no reason for anyone to be nasty. Enjoy your discussions.

If you see it as belittling, then that's what it is, right. There is no way that there might have been any lessons in this on how to get what you want from the site. RS happens to KNOW what it takes to get what he wants, and it is not shouting about the super duper massiveness of his cock (if you really read what he says, it is that). You can take your football and go home if you want.... or maybe, just maybe... learn a little something here. It is not about the package.... it is how its wrapped that will be noticed.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:03:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend
Yes, Blonderfluff. You are right. I did learn my lesson. The forum community is a lot different than the main site. I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk. I posted to have some fun on a lazy Sunday. People like ResidentSadist live to belittle others. I am accepting of all of you and your kinks and desires. There was no reason for anyone to be nasty. Enjoy your discussions.

Actually I posted a link to my own "Big Dick" post and tried to point out that your thread could be fun if we played along instead of bashing you. I am sorry that pointing out the truth about how insulting you were made you feel belittled, but you did that to yourself, not me. I even did it in a poem to put some humor into it because your OP was so presumptive and insulting to us. In fact, in the spirit of saving your ass, I even gave you really good advice about how to survive your OP and win us over. That advice, unlike the poem, was sincere. You would do well to head it. Your negative presumptions about me are as off base as your view of us as a community. I don't care if you are just looking to hook up or not. You now know the dating side is for that. Good luck which ever path you choose.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:10:33 PM

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Dude...you left yourself WIDE OPEN (figuratively if not exactly literally)
Next time, try being a bit subtle; introduce yourself, let us get to know you, (and you us) before pulling out your great big cock. (unless that's what you do in the real world to meet fun and interesting women?)
You'll find us a very accepting group when privates are not immediately thrown in our collective faces. :)

Shit . . . I always thought you were a hotty and if we ever met, that was how I planned to introduce myself. Instead of hand shake, I was gonna' whip it out. You have crushed my dream date with you. My fragile male ego may not survive this blow. Now I have to go find a beer to cry in.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:30:00 PM

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Hi. You actually ARE a little different than many.....your profile is very nice. You describe things about yourself that have nothing to do with sex and are unique to you, you indicate a willingness to explore a dating relationship and that you respect yourself enough (& want a partner that does also) to not have casual or multiple encounters..

Honestly? if I read your profile (& was younger living in MA) I would have contacted you... The only issue is this post is pulled up from your profile & could scare off a viable candidate.

Good luck.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:36:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend
...I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk.

$5 says the "girls" on the other side who like your dirty talk are men

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:44:02 PM

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Hello Kink and welcome.....Actual you are lucky some of the good folks from this side came along and tried to make you feel welcome and gave you

some good advice....it saved you from having your intro pulled. By the way RS is one of the many on this side that is very respected and has a

real clue about WIITWD. Hope fully you will see that and take this all in stride and turn this back around and make it a fun post. Maybe take some

time and read the FAQ and the guidelines so that you know what is acceptable and what is not. Best of luck to you.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 1:44:09 PM

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Hi girls. My big cock hasn't been worshiped in months. I need a girl that is a princess in public and a worthless whore in the bedroom. A girl that will dress up for me. Crawl around to get my cock throbbing. Then let me do ANYTHING that I want to her. She can swallow my cum if she meets expectations. Any girls in the northeast under 30 can reply.

Hmm. Read your profile, sounds reasonable, pic is hot. Good.

Bad: picking the wrong audience for your lazy Sunday, horny needs. First off, it's a discussion forum. There a men here, not just girls.
Intros are about welcoming cool people to these boards.

The profile side is where you might meet someone to engage in wank material.

Oh, and Resident Sadist is beyond fabulous and gave you great advice.

Also, most of us are ladies on the street and tigresses in the sheet. We are always worthy, never worthless, but I get it, you pull my hair and call me a worthless piece of fuckmeat, yada yada.

I think if you read all this again,you will do ok.

Good luck.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 2:04:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
Dude...you left yourself WIDE OPEN (figuratively if not exactly literally)
Next time, try being a bit subtle; introduce yourself, let us get to know you, (and you us) before pulling out your great big cock. (unless that's what you do in the real world to meet fun and interesting women?)
You'll find us a very accepting group when privates are not immediately thrown in our collective faces. :)

Shit . . . I always thought you were a hotty and if we ever met, that was how I planned to introduce myself. Instead of hand shake, I was gonna' whip it out. You have crushed my dream date with you. My fragile male ego may not survive this blow. Now I have to go find a beer to cry in.

As you know RS, a woman always reserves the prerogative to change her mind! *g*

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 2:14:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend
...I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk.

$5 says the "girls" on the other side who like your dirty talk are men

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 2:51:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend
...I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk.

$5 says the "girls" on the other side who like your dirty talk are men

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

I'd up that to an even $50. Perhaps a generous $500.

Welcome, OP. As you found out, the discussion side is like walking into library, pub, or munch of actual people you haven't met before except there is no way to determine by text whether you are kidding or not in your first post, which is all we have to go on until we get to know you further.

As for the dirty talking 'girls' on the other side...if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Your 'chicks' are most likely 'dicks'. The majority of women of any stripe don't engage in that, if ever, until they establish a functioning relationship with a man.

That said, I hope you stick around and contribute to existing threads or start some of your own. Best of luck to you.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 3:21:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend

Yes, Blonderfluff. You are right. I did learn my lesson. The forum community is a lot different than the main site. I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk. I posted to have some fun on a lazy Sunday. People like ResidentSadist live to belittle others. I am accepting of all of you and your kinks and desires. There was no reason for anyone to be nasty. Enjoy your discussions.

Are you actually sure they are women? Have you met them in person?

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 3:21:29 PM

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At least you're still here...welcome to the forums. Live and learn.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 3:50:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend
...I have talked to some REALLY nice people and the girls that I am interested in like the dirty talk.

$5 says the "girls" on the other side who like your dirty talk are men

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

I'd up that to an even $50. Perhaps a generous $500.

Welcome, OP. As you found out, the discussion side is like walking into library, pub, or munch of actual people you haven't met before except there is no way to determine by text whether you are kidding or not in your first post, which is all we have to go on until we get to know you further.

As for the dirty talking 'girls' on the other side...if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Your 'chicks' are most likely 'dicks'. The majority of women of any stripe don't engage in that, if ever, until they establish a functioning relationship with a man.

That said, I hope you stick around and contribute to existing threads or start some of your own. Best of luck to you.

I'll see your $500 and raise you one unicorn... Call!

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 4:11:24 PM

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Wow. Was I rude or mean to anyone? Does dirty talk have to be taken so seriously? Aside from a couple nice welcoming posts here, I am sorry that I posted anything.

We don't know you. You don't know us. We have NO idea how we were supposed to take your (rude and crude) note. We took it at face value. If you post enough for people to get to know you then you can get away with being sarcastic or attempting to be...I think cute is the word I'm thinking of for here.

However, all is not lost. You would not be the first regular who had egg on his face after his first post. Join in the banter. We enjoy new people around here.

Welcome to the forums.

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RE: In need - 1/12/2014 9:59:52 PM

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My apologies KinkFriend. Even though your initial post in the discussion forums was far from the best and could have improved as an introduction, the regulars here know that in the Introduction section it is a no snark zone. The regulars should not have posted unless they wanted to give a nice welcome.

I am going to close this for now, but just message me if you want it reopened or better yet, if you want to post a different introduction I can remove this one.

Thanks for being a part of CollarMe and I do hope the welcome you got will not dissuade from from trying out the discussion forums.

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ORIGINAL: KinkFriend

Hi girls. My big cock hasn't been worshiped in months. I need a girl that is a princess in public and a worthless whore in the bedroom. A girl that will dress up for me. Crawl around to get my cock throbbing. Then let me do ANYTHING that I want to her. She can swallow my cum if she meets expectations. Any girls in the northeast under 30 can reply.

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