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ResidentSadist -> RE: golden shower (1/22/2014 10:54:11 PM)
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-=The Pissing Contest=-
Well dude, all you need is 1,056 Tupperware pitchers and a banquet hall. Arrange catering to feed them after they traveled all that way for you. You need an open bar so they can fill up and get their pee on. You'll need to pay tribute fees for 1,056 Dommes. Then purchase 1,056 plane tickets to transport them to Streamwood, Illinois. So you see, it is a very simple albeit pricy question your OP posed but now you know how to find out.
. . $11,880.00 Tupperware Slim Line Pitcher 2 Quart at $11.25 ea
. . . $1,244.00 is the average cost of a banquet hall in Streamwood, Illinois according to the Bridal Association of America
. . $36,750,00 for modest catering at $35 a plate.
. . . $4,224.00 for an open bar
$1,584,000.00 in tributes at $1,500.00 each for travel and pissing contest, provided it's same day fly in and out. For EuroDommes add 3k each.
. . $375,672.00 for domestic air fare with the average ticket at $355.75 each, according to Airlines for America.
$2,013,770.00 Total
There you have it, for $2,013,770.00 you can find out which of the 1,056 new Dommes that join CollarMe each month and maintain a daily presence has the biggest bladder. Villa Brunetti is the place I would suggest. It looks like a real nice place.
Or send me a mere $1,000 and I will tell you which one and introduce you to her. I take PayPal or any of the major credit cards. Don't look at like you are spending $1,000 to get an introduction to the biggest, best, steamiest, most fragrant and beautiful golden shower giver in the United States. Don't even consider that she will be giving you such an experience you will remember it for a lifetime. Just think about how you are saving the $2,012,970.00 it costs to find out yourself.
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