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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 12:17:22 PM

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I also think pissing ON one wouldn't be a terribly bright idea, either.

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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 12:34:04 PM

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...although there is a lot of piss-taking going on

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RE: golden shower - 1/17/2014 5:07:28 PM

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which mistress has the biggest bladder and gives the best golden shower?

Her name is Theresa....she's online all the time...can piss for hours.

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 4:34:30 PM

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I think that the OP poses a very legitimate question....

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 4:36:39 PM

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You would.

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 4:45:44 PM

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I wonder which of the Mistresses have the biggest appetite for spicy Mexican food....

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 4:46:38 PM

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Get your own thread.

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 4:50:29 PM

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Fair point; we return now to the topic of which mistresses have the largest bladders.

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 6:36:28 PM

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^^^No, we don't return to it. It's a moot subject if the OP can't manage to get anyone interested in him or his wallet enough to piss on him.

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 7:06:29 PM

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which mistress has the biggest bladder and gives the best golden shower?

Who gives a shit?

Golden Showers are fabulous....if you need it to run for more than an hour....call friends/provide drinks.

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 8:24:59 PM

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Who needs a big bladder? That is what collection bags are for to save it up for later :)

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 8:27:15 PM

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I always thought the female bladder was rather smallish ...

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 8:33:57 PM

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Op:I suppose that would depend upon the bladders owned by those mistresses in question.
Some can own some wonderfully large slaves who can pee on something for their mistress for quite some time.
Depends in the end, upon her possessions doesn't it?

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RE: golden shower - 1/22/2014 10:54:11 PM

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-=The Pissing Contest=-

Well dude, all you need is 1,056 Tupperware pitchers and a banquet hall. Arrange catering to feed them after they traveled all that way for you. You need an open bar so they can fill up and get their pee on. You'll need to pay tribute fees for 1,056 Dommes. Then purchase 1,056 plane tickets to transport them to Streamwood, Illinois. So you see, it is a very simple albeit pricy question your OP posed but now you know how to find out.

. . $11,880.00 Tupperware Slim Line Pitcher 2 Quart at $11.25 ea
. . . $1,244.00 is the average cost of a banquet hall in Streamwood, Illinois according to the Bridal Association of America
. . $36,750,00 for modest catering at $35 a plate.
. . . $4,224.00 for an open bar
$1,584,000.00 in tributes at $1,500.00 each for travel and pissing contest, provided it's same day fly in and out. For EuroDommes add 3k each.
. . $375,672.00 for domestic air fare with the average ticket at $355.75 each, according to Airlines for America.
$2,013,770.00 Total

There you have it, for $2,013,770.00 you can find out which of the 1,056 new Dommes that join CollarMe each month and maintain a daily presence has the biggest bladder. Villa Brunetti is the place I would suggest. It looks like a real nice place.

Or send me a mere $1,000 and I will tell you which one and introduce you to her. I take PayPal or any of the major credit cards. Don't look at like you are spending $1,000 to get an introduction to the biggest, best, steamiest, most fragrant and beautiful golden shower giver in the United States. Don't even consider that she will be giving you such an experience you will remember it for a lifetime. Just think about how you are saving the $2,012,970.00 it costs to find out yourself.

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RE: golden shower - 1/23/2014 9:20:32 AM

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You sir, win one free Internet.

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RE: golden shower - 1/23/2014 1:03:48 PM

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quote:

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See where the problem is?

I don't think that's the bigger problem....

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RE: golden shower - 1/23/2014 1:06:23 PM

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Fair point; we return now to the topic of which mistresses have the largest bladders.

CM NEVER fails in the ability to continue to astound me!!! Oh my gosh!!

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RE: golden shower - 1/23/2014 2:03:10 PM

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Tee hee hee... tinkle, tinkle...

Damn it, I'm getting too old to laugh without depends. Guess the op and I wouldn't be a match. Darn... I was thinkin that young stuff might be a happenin place to... get my cougar on.

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RE: golden shower - 1/23/2014 3:42:09 PM

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Get your own thread.

This was just too funny, too!!

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RE: golden shower - 1/23/2014 4:22:38 PM

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OP, I'll take pity on you and tell you my number. I was in the hospital and had to pee in a "hat." Overflowed it. 1200 cc = 40.6 oz and that was all at once. How's that? Now go wank and dream on sucker!! haha

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