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WCossey -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/16/2014 9:34:04 PM)
Hey call your friend, you need to be tagged out. So from my guess you use to be the star of a "donkey show" right? Listen if I wanted to screw a corpse I would have dug one up. "pull out a cattle prod" let's try this again. Get off of me, I will do it myself.

slavekate80 -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/26/2014 11:17:43 AM)
"If you look at the texturing to the left of the ceiling fan, you'll see a bunny rabbit. And I think I saw Santa Claus, too."

TenderTorment -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/27/2014 2:12:19 AM)
There was nothing premature about it for me

DaddySatyr -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/27/2014 3:17:49 AM)
"That wasn't so good. Do I still have to pay?"

theshytype -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/27/2014 6:48:07 AM)
I'm not proud of this and is completely unlike me, but I've actually said "That's it?" Then, while getting dressed "You're gonna go now, right?" It just slipped out. He acted like he had so much game, he had anything but. He's lucky I didn't comment on his member that he claimed was so big...

SweetAnise -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/27/2014 6:57:41 AM)
"You can have the hammer to the head or you can leave? But you can't have both. What do you want?" From the movie Casino paraphrased badly. [:D][:D]

LadyMondenschein -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/27/2014 4:35:40 PM)
he said that he used to take AndroCur to kill his sex drive; I asked how can he hope to kill something that does not exist?

Sirspassion -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/27/2014 10:51:41 PM)
Lemme help you baby perfect your craft! Here we go...

bachus -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (2/28/2014 2:08:10 PM)
Bad sex, I never have bad sex, I always enjoy myself [:)]

BecomingV -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (3/8/2014 4:14:08 AM)
I want to get even better at this. Can we practice some more? I don't have sex with anyone whom I could treat less sensitively. But, if I were to do so... Nah, I couldn't. I'd just go into fits of uncontrollable laughter. I know... seems far worse!

ExquisiteStings -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (3/10/2014 2:50:05 PM)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz chchchchchh fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (or however you spell the onomonpoeia for the snoring sound)

lalbobbilynn -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/12/2014 7:49:27 PM)
What was THAT? NO, no THAT was not sex ..

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/12/2014 7:58:33 PM)
Is that all you've got? Is that your A-game!?[:'(] Is it in yet? NBMG

inkedv -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/13/2014 6:04:02 PM)
Hand me those batteries

JollyBoots -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/13/2014 8:10:18 PM)
Awww that's ok honey leave my money on the nightstand.

Rasciallymisty -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/15/2014 7:01:47 AM)
OMG that is as big as it gets......let me put my glasses back on so I can see it.

SweetAnise -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/15/2014 7:17:50 AM)
"Please get on your knees with your ass high in the air and head down. You are going to be flogged until I am satisfied. Yes darling flogged. Do as I say."[:D]

windchymes -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/15/2014 7:26:47 AM)
You need to check the expiration dates on those boxes of Viagra you've been hoarding.

Bfirst -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (4/18/2014 11:26:14 PM)
Are the fireworks canceled?

Culdron -> RE: What you might say after bad sex (5/11/2014 8:59:46 PM)
Ummmm, well, thanks. Ummmm that was really, ummm yeah. Thanks.

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