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Kitsuneboi -> Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 11:43:29 AM)

So, I was playing this horror game I was suggested online to play and the theme of the game was an old nursery rhyme called, The Crooked Man. Now I really can not forget this poem, its stuck in my head. XD Whats you favorite nursery rhyme(s)?

Here's my favorite:
The Crooked Man
There was a crooked man, he walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence, upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together, in a crooked little house.



Blonderfluff -> RE: Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 11:46:10 AM)

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
But between them both you see
They licked the platter clean



Lucylastic -> RE: Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 12:40:55 PM)

Hush, hush, whisper who dares, little boy sits at the foot of the stairs.
Hair in his hand, Blood on the mat,
Christopher Robin's castrated the cat



Blonderfluff -> RE: Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 12:45:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Hush, hush, whisper who dares, little boy sits at the foot of the stairs.
Hair in his hand, Blood on the mat,
Christopher Robin's castrated the cat

That's awful!! Lol
No wonder kids love them!!



Lucylastic -> RE: Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 12:56:54 PM)

my mum taught me nursery rhymes, my dad taught me ....army versions.

mary had a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow, every where that mary went, the lamb was sure to go ( my mums version)

Mary had a little lamb... The midwife had a heart attack (my dads version)

It followed her to school one day,which was against the rule. (mum)

Mary had a little bike, she rode it back to front, every time the wheels went round the spokes went up her c****(teen version)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds n whey. Along came a spider,Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away (mums version)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider That crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
(dads version)




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 1:22:24 PM)

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came the spider
And sat down beside her
And asked what's in the bowl bitch?

(demented friend who used to horrify my roommate just 'cuz he could)



Blonderfluff -> RE: Nursery Rhymes (1/21/2014 1:43:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


Mary had a little bike, she rode it back to front, every time the wheels went round the spokes went up her c****(teen version)


This made me TOTALLY hysterical!!!!

Most excellent !!



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