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dcnovice -> Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/22/2014 4:53:46 PM)

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?

(2) Should I call my parents?

(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?

(4) How early can I go to bed?

(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?

You can make suggestions and comments. Please be sane and normal.



Blonderfluff -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/22/2014 5:33:42 PM)

1. If a book doesn't hold your interest after the first chapter, ditch it.
2. If your thinking of them, you should call
3. Cats lick their butts
4. As soon as it's dark, it's a legit bedtime
5. No. Kitchen germs and bathroom germs should stay separate.

For further genius and wisdom, my office is open at 9am!! :)



Rule -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/22/2014 5:40:05 PM)

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I dunno about the cat's breath, though.



kalikshama -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/22/2014 6:39:58 PM)

1. Read the last page, and decide if you want to see how they got there. That's how I ended up watching Saw - I walked through the room in the last few minutes and was like "HTH did they get here?"



sunshinemiss -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/22/2014 11:14:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?
no life is too short to read books that don't sing to you.

(2) Should I call my parents?
Yes.
(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?
You should stop feeding it smelly cheese.
(4) How early can I go to bed?
now if you want
(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?
no. tomorrow if you need to.
You can make suggestions and comments. Please be sane and normal.


put on some good music... burlesque on songza is good. make a nice cup of tea, and write a letter to someone you love.



jlf1961 -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/22/2014 11:54:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?
If the book is not grabbing your attention and imagination, close book and find a good movie, I would suggest any Bogart and Bacall movie.
(2) Should I call my parents?
Sure, I wish my mom was alive so I could talk to her tonight, we have a major crisis going on right now and I need some advice.

(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?
Either she licked her ass or she ate something dead and rotting. tell her to go brush her teeth and use a tictac
(4) How early can I go to bed?
You cannot go to bed until you have solved the universal questions concerning why we are here, what happens to the missing socks in the dryer, and who the hell keeps taking the pens off my desk. hell if you want to go to bed early do it, or late.
(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?
No.

You can make suggestions and comments. Please be sane and normal.


Considering you and I kinda share some of the same recent health issues, granted my cancer procedures were no where near as invasive as yours, there are a few suggestions I could make.

1) if you live somewhere with little light pollution at night, go out and look at the stars for a while. Remember you are the only human like you that exists, that makes you kinda important.

2) Do something kind for someone, if you know a woman who is having a rough time, give her a flower or something to cheer her up. Send your mom a card just to tell her you love her. Volunteer at a local animal shelter and rescue.

3) Do something nice for yourself, a slice of pizza, anything.

4) Take time daily to just be a kid again.

dc, I have long thought you a wise person with some of the stuff you have posted on the boards, and considering I know what it is like to go through some major health scares, you have done well all things considered.

From now on, just call me Jeff.



TNDommeK -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 12:48:25 AM)

The book!!!



jlf1961 -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 1:37:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

The book!!!



I had to perv your profile, TN.

And to which "The Book" are you referring to?

And one more thing, could I talk you into coming to Abilene tx for a day? I think you would be the perfect person to slap some compassion into my sister's doctor, or maybe Lucy. See the I admit thread for reason.



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 2:39:42 AM)

1) Naw. The world is full of good books, don't waste your time on one you don't like.
2) Yes. They worry, you know.
3) I dunno. Killing and eating small rodents?
4) Now, if you like. Anytime after breakfast is OK for bedtime.
5) need more info.



MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 3:18:20 AM)

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?

Your best-seller is clearly a closet submissive and wants you to take the dominant role.

(2) Should I call my parents?

Call them what?

(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?

Cats are the agents of the Devil, hence the hellish breath.

(4) How early can I go to bed?

Early bedtimes are for wimps. Party on!

(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?

If they don't have switch tendencies, then no.



MasterCaneman -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 8:45:56 AM)

1.When I'm reading a book that isn't interesting, I'll open it up to a random page and read til the end of the chapter. If it's still a snoozer, dump it.

2. Call them, what's the harm?

3. Smell what a cat usually eats and it will be instantly apparent why they have the breath of death.

4. Whenever you want. Turn on all the lights in your house and run with a fork. Have birthday cake everyday. Why? Because you're a grownup now, dammit.

5. What Kitty said.



lovethyself -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 9:55:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?

I usually do, but I'm a masochist. If it's not holding your attention, and you think you've given it a decent shot, dump it. Weren't Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey both acclaimed best-sellers? [8|]

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(2) Should I call my parents?

If you want to and you think it will help, then call them. If it's going to be a battle (even a well meant one), save it for when you have the energy.

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(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?

Have you seen what they eat? There are cat treats that help with that though (if I recall). As for why tonight? Is he sleeping closer to you than usual? Or maybe it's one of those, once you notice it, you can't ignore it things.
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(4) How early can I go to bed?

As early as you need to. I was asleep at 2pm yesterday after working a morning shift and being up late the night before. There's no shame in taking care of yourself, and that's what sleep does.

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(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?

Is there a practical reason for switching them? Do you need the bigger kitchen one (presumably with a lid) in the bathroom? Is the bathroom one going to be big enough for the kitchen?
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You can make suggestions and comments. Please be sane and normal.


Take care of yourself dc.



DesFIP -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 10:00:25 AM)

It's never too early to go to bed.
Find a better book. Deep six this one.
No help with the cat.
Do you have the energy to talk to your parents?

As far as the kitchen/bathroom trash cans, depends if they're the same size or not. You need a bigger one in the kitchen.



myotherself -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 10:42:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?



Read another 20 pages. If you're still not grabbed, ditch it. Have a beer.

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(2) Should I call my parents?



Yes. But make sure you have a beer to hand while you're doing it.

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(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?



Because it's drinking your beer.

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(4) How early can I go to bed?



Depends how many beers you've drunk.

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(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?



You need the bigger one in the kitchen. For the beer cans.

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You can make suggestions and comments. Please be sane and normal.


I can't. I blame the beer. [:D]



kalikshama -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 5:36:52 PM)

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(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?


You may switch the wastebaskets, but never, ever, switch the sponges.



Toysinbabeland -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 9:04:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

(1) I'm reading a highly acclaimed best-seller, but it's not grabbing me. Should I persevere?

Life is short. Get out there and do something, don't hide in front of a t.v. or behind a book, especially one you aren't into.


(2) Should I call my parents?


Knock first.


(3) Why does the cat's breath seem particularly pungent tonight?


Tequila doesn't mix well with mice.


(4) How early can I go to bed?


The bed is always there. What's stopping you?



(5) Should I switch the kitchen and bathroom wastebaskets?


Not when they are full.


You can make suggestions and comments. Please be sane and normal.









Toysinbabeland -> RE: Help me decide the questions of my night. (1/23/2014 9:12:46 PM)

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