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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 9:57:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Infallible2

Wait a minute. I thought the US was broke?!



Thats why we should annex Canada, use their natural resources to pay off our debt, then we can grant them independence, or turn the whole place into the US version of Siberia.

You know, gulags and stuff.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 10:37:36 AM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 10:59:48 AM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 11:21:13 AM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 11:23:29 AM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 11:59:04 AM   
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I continue to maintain, however, that Canadians cannot make a decent chicken wing. I have never, NEVER, encountered a decent chicken wing in Canada.
I do not know why this is so. It is just some weird quirk of the country. You can get good pizza in Canada and decent submarines as well. I've enjoyed some mighty fine dining in Canada.
But for some inexplicable reason, they just can't handle chicken wings.

It is a mystery.





Marc, my hubby and I live in Canada, and last weekend we went to one of our favorite pubs, and ended up nibbling on wings. I swear, they were the best I have ever had. Hot, nice and crispy, AND juicy on the inside. Usually when they are crisp enough for me, they are all dried out.....but these were simply marvelous.


Now, if you Americans really want Rob Ford and Justin Beiber sooooooooooo badly, come and get him.


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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 3:02:16 PM   
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I'd go for that.

Of course we would not call it Jesusland.



How about Jesustan?

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 3:15:07 PM   
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Ho, ho, ho.
First off: we burnt down your first White House, and we'd do it again.
#2: Most of your army are from your southern states, and as we just saw in Atlanta, you would be Walking Dead in no time.
#3: We are HUGE; you couldn't even handle teensy little northern countries like Korea or Vietnam.
#4: 10% of us are First Nations: who do you think yours would support?
#5: We know metric. 'Member that satellite that was lost forever 'cuz you couldn't figure out metres? Dumbasses.
#6: The full might of the Commonwealth would be behind us; ANZACs on your west coast, Celtic Bravehearts ravening over the pole and taking out Alaska, and India would boycott all helpdesk functions: you'd be paralysed in no time.
#7: Hey, Mexico! Now's your chance!
#8: Imagine a hockey fight without rules: gloves're off, eh?
#9: Five words: Commander-in-Chief Chris Hadfield

and #10: You can't handle real beer.
There ya go!


This. This is the biggest threat you have at your disposal. Well, plus the maple-syrup-fueled, heat-seeking, attack beavers. Those things scare the...oh, now I have to go change my pants.

Maybe, in the spirit of international understanding, I'll put on a Canadian Tuxedo.





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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 3:22:49 PM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 3:35:17 PM   
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America invading Canada would make a good plot for a movie but please, can we have a non-American director and producer ? That way it might turn out semi-believable

.....and probably the only way it would achieve box-office. Besides...Clooney is all tied up.



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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 4:03:14 PM   
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2) Outback Steakhouse
3) Drive in theaters
4) Moon Pies
5) Pork rinds
6) fresh orange juice (unpasteurized)

All I can think of at the moment, I'm sure I can come up with more...

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 4:04:30 PM   
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We will take back all the canucks in the NHL.....



And all the newscasters with excellent diction: y'all won't know what all is happenin'.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 4:46:54 PM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 5:13:48 PM   
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y'all won't know what all is happenin'.

Now, that's tempting!


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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/3/2014 8:38:16 PM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/4/2014 4:16:45 AM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/4/2014 6:11:12 AM   
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And Marc, the "Canadian Ballet" is the euphemism for the strip clubs over the border, although the term hasn't been in common usage for awhile now.


Opps . . . yeah . . . that just shows you how old I'm getting . . . and how long it has been since I've actually been to any of Canada's strip bars.


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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/4/2014 6:25:12 AM   
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Marc, my hubby and I live in Canada, and last weekend we went to one of our favorite pubs, and ended up nibbling on wings. I swear, they were the best I have ever had. Hot, nice and crispy, AND juicy on the inside. Usually when they are crisp enough for me, they are all dried out.....but these were simply marvelous.


They must have imported them. It is the only possible explanation. That or, never having tasted a decent chicken wing yourself, you lack the ability to make a proper comparison.

To be fair, it has been a long time since I even bothered to order chicken wings in Canada (why waste a perfectly good meal?). Perhaps (though I remain dubious) Canada's chicken wing making skills have improved in the interim. Perhaps I will sample Canadian chicken wings again to find out.

But I will be mightily pissed if I end up wasting my money again.


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Now, if you Americans really want Rob Ford and Justin Beiber sooooooooooo badly, come and get him.


All we want them for is a firing squad. Actually, I'm willing to grant a pardon for Rob Ford on the basis that he is so amusing.

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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/4/2014 6:31:41 AM   
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RE: Should the United States annex Canada? - 2/4/2014 6:33:35 AM   
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Personally, I feel that all the Native Americans, First nations, and the various surviving central and south american tribes should kick everyone with less than 1/4 native blood out.


But where will we go? Back to our ancestral homelands? That would be likely be the largest migration in human history. Also, where do those of us of mixed ancestry go? I'm mostly English but I've a good dollop of German in me. And what about African Americans whose ancestors were
brought here against their will?

I confess, however, that I would dearly lover to see the Europeans faces when we pull up in the boats. There we will be, all crowded together on the deck with our Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirts, our back packs and suitcases . . .

"Hi there everybody! Were basaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Did you miss us?"

Excuse me, now that I'm back in England I'm going to look up Peon to see if he can put me up for a week or so . . . you know, until I find work.


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