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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 5:49:09 PM

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Dear RavenMuse,

At least yourMissTress is using nails. Staple guns work to, nail guns or nice pretty ice picks; how about knives.

After making sure those goodies don't move on the board, net laying down, itty bitty clothespins and then rip them off fast.

Respectfully submitted with humor,
Lady Hugs

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 5:52:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Sorry Friends,

So....you any good at suckin ' cock?

Lame......Lame...Lame.....

Of course we revolve around you, but can you fart on demand girlie, cause they got pictures and you ain't even got a clue......

I await your measured and wholesome response with glee..

The best place for you to find a helping hand now, will be at the end of your own arm,
Ronne

it is surprising you are using YOUR hand for typing since pictures are so interesting to you.. I have pics too!! Wanna see?? LOL

My advice to the OP is give more details so some of these magnificent narcissists can assist you. Apparently they know it all and have pics to prove it.

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 5:57:33 PM

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So, I can see you are passionate, now.....Yes tho, it has been determined that we can kinda talk back and forth....give opinions accross the board, what happens is that we can see their side as well, it canot hurt, we must possess the earth together at this particular piece of space time, seems we are all in it.......

Nevertheless, you seem like a bottom-line kinda chick....

So.....reviewing the profile of the OP, we see that she is somewhat youngish.....jus6t waltzed in the door, and looking to get hooked up with a I am going to be a domme..can anyone help me with paypal type of thing....rule the world, couple of minutes of headtime, get the cash.....many others have pointed out here in very flowery terms that would make the emporers piss sucker blush, that it ain't quite that easy.

I have honestly offered a workable alternative:
If she wants to get in the buiz that quick, little nut and little drop down, that there is a piece of the pie that is broad and easily grabbed.

Had she done the simplest market research, she would have readily found a willing clientele that would exchange cash for any amount she desired, just one caveat, she must fart on demand. If she would refrain from cleaning herself, beyond the norm, there are people who would pay cash to lick the shit outta her ass and give her flowers and a car besides, after cleaning up the mess.......

The thing here is that men, who may or may not call themselves submissives or slaves....do not think in terms of a human there, let alone objectification, so whatever you think that is, you don't get it.
An ass, a fart, a cunt, a foot, a smelly pair of panties....these are the snapshots of a man's dream........
Your effort to be a whole human being is null and void, and most people do not accept that, male or female...I post here at the sufferance and also the rabid distaste of others, but don't fuck with them, here I am.

Stand and deliver! I have no need to hide behind a womans skirt.

Say what you think, I will hear it.

Ronne

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:02:04 PM

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Ah, but look at her profile, whe wants more.

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:16:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WetHotGoddess

What the fuck do your PICTURES have to do with the OP??

If you had bothered to read the post, you might have been able to figure out that yourMissTress recently nailed her boy's package to a block of wood. That would be one way for the OP to make her boy scream in pain, don't you think? Perhaps those pictures would have been a source of inspiration to the OP in her present state?

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And why is a male dom on the ask a mistress forum? Can I go on ask a slave or ask a master and someone give a fuck about my opinion or is this reserved for you "special" LONG TIME gods/goddesses of CM?

Yes, you can. There aren't any posting restrictions here. Anyone can post to any forum.

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this forum sucks, ladies. lame lame lame.

Then why are you still here?

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this girl needs help and you give us links to pics! LOL

Speaking of help, where was your advice again?

Personally, I think the OP should give her boy to you for the night. That would certainly take the wind out of his rebellious sails.

~stef

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:21:59 PM

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sorry.. since I dont have a clue I am off to offer "advice" in the ask a submissive forum, or the ask a Master!

and I really don't give a flying fig what any of you think of me.. you don't know me.. and I will admit freely that I am selfish I do not hide why I am here and I am not holier than thou like you perfect people.

And I knoe how to make the forum more exciting too. ;)

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:26:34 PM

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Not to hijack the thread, as I feel that is morally wrong and should never be done, but this WetHotGoddess does grate on me.

Turns out it's not an easy name to make fun of, but if you don't like the forum for what it is, go somewhere where you like it. Unless you're a maso, in which case, PM me to find out how to properly abuse yourself on these forums.

Yours,

benji

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:27:11 PM

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*I* dont think anything about you except that your trying a little too hard to get attention on the forums. *shrug*

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:28:22 PM

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I don't think exciting means what you think it means.

Good luck in the other forums.

~stef

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:29:55 PM

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Ladies and Gentleman!

benji's Bar, Bistro & Beatery is now open for business.

Showing live newbie-bashing action, betting office is out back.

$5 Martinis for posters with over 1000 posts.

First 3 Dommes get to play beat the bartender.

Actually, make that all Dommes.

Yours,

benji

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 6:42:38 PM

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My original gripe stands valid. No one is helping.. just attacking me. The reason this thread is active is because I stepped on toes.

If I grate ya, so be it. I really don't care, just as you do not really care about this thread.

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 7:34:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: WetHotGoddess

My original gripe stands valid. No one is helping.. just attacking me. The reason this thread is active is because I stepped on toes.

If I grate ya, so be it. I really don't care, just as you do not really care about this thread.

No, the reason this thread is active is because we all have no real lives to return to.

Yours,

benji

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Punishment Ideas - 7/6/2006 10:14:07 PM

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If a slave is a handful from the start, I would delete him from my world. If a slave does not willingly submit to be I am not interested in punishing, beating, or humiliating them into submission. When a slave is truely submissive, they live to submit to their Mistress. If your slave is a handful requiring the most severe punishment possible, I would say move on to another more worthy submissive that is willing to worship you for the privelege of doing so.

Mistress Stella

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 10:20:20 PM

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Dear WetHotGoddess,

I am most curious as to why you have choosen the words you use. In my mind's eye they look more like a male's effort to portray themselfs as a woman with an attitude.

No offense but, is that you CrappyDom?

Respectfully submitted out of interest,
Lady Hugs

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 10:25:25 PM

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Dear yourmichgoddess, Ladies and Gentlemen;

As a sadist, I will gladly give up a prized method of making a masochist scream their safe word.

When I feel really sadistic, I play the Barney the Purple Dinosaur's "Friends" song repeatedly. Mere mention of this has often caused heavy masochist behave as to avoid at all costs listening to Barney sing and giggling. TellaTubbies is the next best thing.

Men, Barney and TellaTubbies, giggles, baby squealing and chatter equals RED.

Respectfully submitted,
Lady Hugs

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/6/2006 11:55:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: yourMissTress

Anyone that wants to see the pictures can email My girl, mousetrapp, here on CM. Send her an email with your email address and she will send you an invitation to view the pictures. The email address that you send her cannot be your CM email account.

I'd love to see the pictures, but I can't send emails on my collarme account, as nobody recieves them.

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/7/2006 12:07:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs
Men, Barney and TellaTubbies, giggles, baby squealing and chatter equals RED.

Respectfully submitted,
Lady Hugs

Lady Hugs,

You are, indeed, an unspeakably cruel, evil woman.

Nail my balls to a board if you please. Even throw me in that there briar patch over there. But, I have to draw a hard limit at Barney and TellaTubbies

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/7/2006 1:03:25 AM

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I agree with Stella. If his submission isn't given freely, what's the point? he could be a punishment slut. That type gets old fast. Having to struggle to get each "order" carried out is exhausting!

It's so much more rewarding when a sub is willing, and eager to please.

Perhaps more information on what kinds of things he's balking at, and how he came to be owned by You in the first place.

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/7/2006 1:58:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs

Dear WetHotGoddess,

No offense but, is that you CrappyDom?

No fair! That was the ace I was keeping up my sleeve!

Yours,

benji

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RE: in need of some advice - 7/7/2006 2:50:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: WetHotGoddess
And I knoe how to make the forum more exciting too. ;)

Then please do so because so far your antics have been rather boring dear.... or where you cleverly trying to give the OP an example of petulant brat behaviour that she could compair against her slaves antics?

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