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MisterP61 -> Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 11:20:35 AM)

I thought this would be a fun little topic. If it takes off in any way, may-hap some little /s type will start the opposite one.

#1 LadyPact is a sadist
#2 When in doubt see #1
#3 Did I mention LadyPact is a sadist?



ExiledTyrant -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 11:28:36 AM)

You bloodless coward!

Okay, my reasons are as follows:

#1 Lady Pact is a Sadist.
#2 Lady Pact is my bestie.
#3 bestie won't save my ass from #1

Jus sayin
Exiled



SorceressJ -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 11:34:58 AM)

..how many reasons can we list? because I have a stack of them..

1. I explored the possibility with someone I loved and trusted, and found that it did not resonate, even within that blessed scope. This will always be reason #1, to the extent that its the only reason I need. But, for the sake of humor, let us also mention these:

2. I'm not sure that being in NC, whilst LP is in Alaska and ResidentSadist in FL (I think..), would keep My world safe for democracy. [:D]

3. Also, DarkSteven and The Big White Cock from TN. Because they're even closer, and I can't run that fast in winter. [8D]

4. I bruise too easily. And I'm really noisy, most of the time. People I care about would end up in jail through no fault of their own. [&:]



MisterP61 -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 11:40:39 AM)

Oh, as many as You feel you would like to add. I will be adding more later as well, but for now I am going to finish getting ready for the drive to Fairbanks and they day with Her. It is a fun thread so therefore have fun. [:D]

PS... You do know We are going to be on the right coast in a little more then 2 1/2 months? [sm=alien.gif]



GoddessManko -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 11:40:56 AM)

One and only reason: I trust myself as a Dominant WAY more than I trust you. LOL
Some people are very nice but you wouldn't let them babysit a pet rock, much less be responsible for a human life, just saying. :)



myotherself -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 11:43:54 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61

Oh, as many as You feel you would like to add. I will be adding more later as well, but for now I am going to finish getting ready for the drive to Fairbanks and they day with Her. It is a fun thread so therefore have fun. [:D]

PS... You do know We are going to be on the right coast in a little more then 2 1/2 months? [sm=alien.gif]


Yeah, enjoy the drive... [8D]



SorceressJ -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 12:05:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61
PS... You do know We are going to be on the right coast in a little more then 2 1/2 months? [sm=alien.gif][/color]


..what's all THIS, now?



LadyPact -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 12:36:39 PM)

Someday, I'm writing a book and calling it "A Thousand Reasons Why I'm Not A Submissive." Here are just a few.....

1. I don't like taking orders from anybody. (I'll do things like abide by the law and such, but somebody had better prove they are a higher authority than Me before I'll do it.)

2. I'm way too much into having authority and control to give it up.

3. I'll be damned if I get up early in the morning to make somebody coffee and have to be 'pleasing' about it.

4. My mouth writes checks that My ass would not be willing to cash.

5. I refuse to consider bottoming to anybody who isn't at least as good of a top as Me. (That's a tall order all on it's own.)

6. I'm not having sex/giving blow jobs/performing sexually in any way unless I want to. (This makes Me a particularly poor choice of a submissive for Ron.)

7. I've seen the shit that other submissives have to do and I don't want to.

8. Oh yeah, and I'm a sadist. I don't see that stopping any time soon.



SorceressJ -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 12:48:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

1. I don't like taking orders from anybody. (I'll do things like abide by the law and such, but somebody had better prove they are a higher authority than Me before I'll do it.)

4. My mouth writes checks that My ass would not be willing to cash.



..also, these. [8D]



mnottertail -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 12:57:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Someday, I'm writing a book and calling it "A Thousand Reasons Why I'm Not A Submissive." Here are just a few.....

1. I don't like taking orders from anybody. (I'll do things like abide by the law and such, but somebody had better prove they are a higher authority than Me before I'll do it.)

2. I'm way too much into having authority and control to give it up.

3. I'll be damned if I get up early in the morning to make somebody coffee and have to be 'pleasing' about it.

4. My mouth writes checks that My ass would not be willing to cash.

5. I refuse to consider bottoming to anybody who isn't at least as good of a top as Me. (That's a tall order all on it's own.)

6. I'm not having sex/giving blow jobs/performing sexually in any way unless I want to. (This makes Me a particularly poor choice of a submissive for Ron.)

7. I've seen the shit that other submissives have to do and I don't want to.

8. Oh yeah, and I'm a sadist. I don't see that stopping any time soon.



Yeah, speaking of that shit, Dracula, when you out of the land of the midnight sun there?   Wherever you go and whenever, there will be blood flowing in the streets hah?

Lot of sunlight to get to.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/14/2014 1:06:52 PM)

Funny,

quote:

2. I'm not sure that being in NC, whilst LP is in Alaska and ResidentSadist in FL (I think..), would keep My world safe for democracy.

3. Also, DarkSteven and The Big White Cock from TN. Because they're even closer, and I can't run that fast in winter.

4. I bruise too easily. And I'm really noisy, most of the time. People I care about would end up in jail through no fault of their own.


are all great reasons that come to mind to be a submissive, except for the distances involved.[:D]



WCossey -> RE: Reasons why I am not a submissive... (2/16/2014 9:25:13 PM)

Ok I will give a few. Many of mine are similar to Lady Pact's.

1. I won't take orders from anyone. (even the law I only follow when I have no other choice)

2. I couldn't bottom for anyone unless I feel they are a better top then me. (While I do not doubt that person may be out there I have yet to meet her)

3. I have seen some of the things subs have to do and well... no.

4. Anytime someone tried saying something like "Do ... or I will punish you." I have and uncontrollable urge to bend them over my knee and spank them until they change there behavior.

5. I am far too much of a Sadist to ever stop.

this list could go on for quite a while but in the end it is just not in me to be submissive.



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