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This has got to stop - 2/14/2014 2:47:54 PM

jlf1961

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The Axe Peace ad campaign has got to stop, for a number of reasons.

1) An Axe is not a thing of peace, it is to be buried in the skulls of your enemies! Putting the two words together is an oxymoron, like Military Intelligence.

2) Clearly, no tank crewman in his right mind is going to step out of his tank in a battle because some bimbo shows up. There is no back seat in a tank to ravage bimbos.

3) The grunt in jungle warfare scene is behaving decidedly un-gruntlike. Grunts invade villages, get girls drunk, take advantage of them, and bug out back to the bush.

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RE: This has got to stop - 2/14/2014 6:15:48 PM

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And most of all, Axe smells horrible and will chase all the girls away.

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RE: This has got to stop - 2/15/2014 4:45:06 PM

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And most of all, Axe smells horrible and will chase all the girls away.

My nephew used to wear the stuff, I could not be in the same room with him, something about it caused me to have trouble breathing, to the point of having to go to the ER.

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